mild_mannered_apricot
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I'm Glad Latin is Dead, Actually (A sentiment not shared by Alex Horne) by mild_mannered_taskpricot (mild_mannered_apricot)
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
15 Jun 2025
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Based on a task from s19. (But no spoilers)
Greg decides to spice up the bedroom by writing all over Alex's body. The twist is that it's in Latin, because Alex Horne is a huge fucking nerd.
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I made pancakes in real life for this by mild_mannered_taskpricot (mild_mannered_apricot)
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
09 Apr 2025
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Alex and Greg are turned into pancakes.
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insert pancake pun here by mild_mannered_taskpricot (mild_mannered_apricot)
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
08 Apr 2025
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Happy pancake day
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The Witchers and Their Knight by mild_mannered_apricot
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
09 Apr 2024
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As a general rule, Cahir tries not to think about things he wouldn’t want others to know about. This means that when he notices that his sparring partners are more than a little attractive, he files that thought away and doesn’t think about it.
Until his sparring partners notice him.
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A small spin off of inexplicific's Flung to Catch a Star, featuring Cahir and his three witchers (and gratuitous amounts of sex)
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Patroclus discovers Thanatos' habit of vanishing whenever someone flirts with him, and proposes a way to help.
It's exposure therapy.
Sequel to I Think I Might Just Disappear
Bookmarked by mild_mannered_apricot
06 Oct 2025
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Good shit good shit good shit
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Blood and darkness. They’ve had sex once and Thanatos’ mind is a reservoir of filth.
A newly developed sense of sexual desire is really making it difficult for Thanatos to keep his mind off of Zagreus, and his hands off himself.
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“Do you,” Theseus says slowly, “Not know what a cow is?”
Asterius snorts, and shakes his head.
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09 Sep 2025
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This is so cute
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toss a prompt to your social media manager by ElectricAlice, janie_tangerine for TotemundTabu, theonlyparadiseisparadiselost
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
03 Mar 2020
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The maddening thing is: Jaskier is almost sure that Yennefer knows, except that he can’t be too sure that she does, except that all evidence points in that direction, except that outright asking her is completely out of the fucking question, except that whenever she talks to him lately she has that glint in her eyes that promises nothing good, except that -
Yeah, except that he could ask, but he has a feeling that going to your best friend’s slash boss’s slash former-idol-of-his-teenage-years-that-he’s-had-more-than-a-crush-on-for-years girlfriend and ask her straight hey, by the way, I have a feeling that you know that I write fanfic about the two of you in my spare time and for that matter I’m actually good enough at it that I have a thousand Ao3 subscriptions, and everyone wonders how my characterization is this good is… not… really a good idea.
Or: in which Jaskier, as Geralt's social media manager, has resuscitated the man's career and landed him a girlfriend, so what if he incidentally also writes RPF for the both of them on the side?
That is, until they invite him to join them.
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08 Sep 2025
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This is so cool and the use of fake ao3 fics is so rad
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Everybody is Supposed to be Dead by pollutedstar
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)
24 Oct 2023
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“…there is nothing intelligent to say about a massacre. Everybody is supposed to be dead, to never say anything or want anything ever again. Everything is supposed to be very quiet after a massacre, and it always is, except for the birds.”
In 1944, Bucky Barnes falls off a train into the Alps, missing and presumed dead. Months later, Steve Rogers nosedives a plane into the arctic.
In 2010, the Winter Soldier project is uncovered by S.H.E.I.L.D., and Bucky Barnes is found alive. Three years later, Steve Rogers’ frozen body is found in the ocean.
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26 Aug 2025
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Ugh this is just peak Steve/bucky characterization. Love it