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    Religion! Horror! Exorcisms! Piercings! And Gerard is a priest.

    Disclaimer: I stole frequently and unrepentantly from Joss Whedon and the makers of various horror movies throughout this whole series. Also I am not an expert on the Vatican or medical-type things, so please accept my apologies in advance for all the wild inaccuracies I am sure you are about to encounter. If everyone could just assume this is the Magical Made-Up Vatican, you know, like the religious institution version of those tour buses that drive themselves and don't carry anyone but the band, that would be awesome.

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    29 Mar 2024

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    When Patrick hired a stranger on Craigslist to pretend to be his husband at a work function, he had no idea it would get so far out of hand. But Pete and Bronx are more than he bargained for, his rival attorney Joe is determined to catch him in his lie, and his new client may or may not be an actual domestic terrorist. The only thing that could possibly make matters worse is if he actually develops feelings...

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    07 Dec 2023

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    “Are—are you trying to say you’re okay with it? Kissing me in a fucking music video?”

    Patrick sounds horrified at the very notion of it. Pete does his best to not feel personally offended. “Just calm down, man, it’s really not a huge deal—”

    “Not a huge deal? Pete, it’s a kiss!”

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    Pete pitches an idea for the "The Kids Aren't Alright" music video. It's misinterpreted. And while he might not mind so much, Patrick definitely does.

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    01 Dec 2023

  4. Public Bookmark 40

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    When Pete wakes up in an alternate universe where Fall Out Boy never existed, his first thought is that he has to get himself and Patrick back to their world as soon as possible. But then he runs into this world’s Pete…who’s dating this world’s Patrick. Suddenly, losing everything feels a lot like gaining everything, and Pete has to figure out where he stands to have a hope of finding his way home.

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    14 Nov 2023

  5. Public Bookmark 54

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    Who's up for some Peterick angst?

    So, imagine if you will, Pete and Patrick are in a friends-with-benefits relationship. No strings attached sex, yeah? And, of course, we need the cliche that Patrick's head over heels for Pete but won't say anything about it. And Pete's just an oblivious guy who's getting some awesome sex.

    Everything's fine. Patrick's fine. Until he realizes that he's on the road to heartbreak. And the only way to avoid it is to make Pete hurt him...

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    16 Sep 2023