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    Midoriya Izuku just wants to lead a quiet, peaceful life. This is foiled by the fact that a) he can see spirits, b) his good nature demands that he help anyone he sees in trouble, and c) he, by all rights, should not exist.

    Helping the heroes who have fallen victim to the new quirk-breaking drug is a terrible idea for many reasons, the first and most important being that he hates attention and avoids it like the plague. But he's the only one who can help, so he does.

    This is, Izuku decides as he breaks in, more trouble than it's worth.

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    “Are you telling me,” Jason says, slowly, “that you’re some kind of charity case hitman? You work on a sliding scale? What the hell?”

    “I just figure,” he says, hands in the pockets of his stupid purple hoodie, “that a lot of people need someone killed. And the more someone’ll pay to have it done, the less those people usually deserve to die. So, two hundred’s fine. I eat, you know? What else do I need?”

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    09 Sep 2025

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    Ichigo’s been ordered to go undercover at a magic school to bodyguard a kid named Harry Potter, and this would be fine, except that he’s about as good at bodyguarding as he is at magic. And he considers it a good day, magic-wise, if he hasn’t set anything on fire.

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    06 Sep 2025

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    Kakashi keeps trying to convince Iruka that he’s beautiful. It’s too bad Kakashi is always half out of his mind when he does.

    Or, the three times Kakashi told Iruka how he felt and the one time Iruka believed him.

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    02 Sep 2025

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    “You’re Yamato, right?”

    Tenzō nodded. A bead of sweat rolled down the back of his neck, impeded from further descent by the plastic at his nape.

    “I heard that you were recommended by Yoroi.” She tilted her head, sorrel eyes narrowing.

    Once more, Tenzō nodded. That was the only way that anyone got into Otoga, after all: recommendation. Lucky for Tenzō; he hadn’t had much trouble setting himself up near Yoroi’s known haunts, and it had only taken a month’s work to pander to the man’s insatiable ego.

    It had been an easy ticket in.

    “Yeah. See, the problem is… Yoroi and me?” Anko said as she leaned forward, her cool breath fanning against Tenzō’s heated cheek. He couldn’t fight back a reflexive shiver. “We just don’t get along.”

    The fine edge of her knife cut into Tenzō’s skin.

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