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    Unofficial full title: "Plugged (Or, How Peter Learned to Stop Worrying and Get It On)"

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    "So let me get this straight," Deadpool says slowly. "Your Spidey powers are tweaking, and the only solution you've found is... jerking off?"

    Peter flushes hot. "That about sums it up, yeah."

    Deadpool's mask does something complicated. "And this is a problem how?"

    "Well, it's not like I can do anything in public," Peter points out, hunching his shoulders in embarrassment. "And it's not really sustainable to, uh, do it that much. As I've learned."

    Deadpool hums and looks out over the city. "I... may have some ideas."

    ~*~*~

    Thanks to his powers going haywire, Peter can't focus unless he's getting off. Wade volunteers as tribute.

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    25 Oct 2025

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    Thumbing at the swollen glands in his wrists, seeking relief from how sore they are, Pete heads back to the bedroom. He has just enough wherewithal left in his foggy brain to remember to flick on the scent neutralizing diffusers all through the little apartment. He doesn’t produce anywhere near enough silk to operate as Spider-Man, and what he does produce is released far too slowly to be of any use...but for this, it works for this. It hurts a little, a stinging pull, the scent glands in his wrists red and puffy, exacerbated by the passing of the silk.

    The nest smells so intensely of Pete, it fills the whole walk in with an overbearingly cloying scent. It's not like a normal Omega scent, not enticing, it doesn't cry out to be bred. It's a warning, tells predators that what's inside is hostile and to be avoided. Smells like danger and the promise of death.

    Pete gave up fighting this instinct on his second heat. His brain is telling him that he should be making a nest, that he should want soft things, that he should want to be in bed or in a blanket fort or some other sort of nest made of familiar things that all the other, normal Omega’s want.

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    24 Oct 2025

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    Peter can't stop looking at and thinking about Wade's great big arms and shoulders and hands and back. He's fine. (He's not fine.)

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    23 Oct 2025

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    “Hey- hey baby boy, chill out,” Wade says, like he’s calming a bucking horse, and Peter does not need to hear that nickname right now, oh god. “We’ve already been here like an hour, what’s the rush?”

    “It’s- ” Peter struggles to come up with an excuse for the sudden change in his demeanor that isn’t ‘your strangely hot scary killer voice and your sexy death scent and the thought of your rock-hard dick and your knee grazing my cock and your stupid choice of nickname sent me into my weird xenobiological hormone-induced pseudo-heat that turns me into a desperate raging cockslut.’

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    Or: Peter and Wade get stuck together with Peter's webs in the middle of a fight and Peter goes into his spidery mutation pseudo-heat. Extremely spicy, moderately angsty, ridiculously stupid, and incredibly sweet~~

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    23 Oct 2025

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    Peter is saved by a mysterious scarred stranger when a extraterrestrial stowaway causes the Avenjet to break apart mid-flight over the Pacific Ocean. Stranded on a deserted tropical island with the man who can’t seem to get the hang of verbal communication, Peter struggles with not knowing how his friends and family are faring in an alien infested New York, his growing feelings for the man he names Wade, and how Wade came to be on their little island in the first place.

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    22 Oct 2025

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    On a corner not too far from Empire State University, there is a little bookstore cafe called ‘caramel’. Peter has worked there for almost a year while he studies towards his degree, and he has his regular customers that he sees almost every day. He wouldn’t say he has a favourite, but a blue-eyed Canadian man who comes in one slow Tuesday morning and calls him ‘baby boy’ might just top them all. It does help that he’s probably the hottest guy Peter has ever seen, and insists on flirting outrageously with Peter, even as Peter stutters and falls over his own words.

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    22 Oct 2025

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    “I don’t really have time to explain,” Peter said, anxiously, glancing up at Wade and then over Wade’s shoulder again. “I kind of need you to pretend to be my boyfriend, so can you please just kiss me now?” 

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    21 Oct 2025

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    "No one ever told Peter the life of a superhero involved being hungry all the time and having to worry about being homeless. A warning would have been nice."

    Rent is way past due and Peter is running out of options. He needs a quick way to make some money and he thinks he's discovered something via a pop-up ad.

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    20 Oct 2025

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    “What should I be calling the guy I’m about to make eat shit in a few seconds?” Peter holds out a hand.

    “Deadpool.” Wade shakes it firmly. His hand is massive and grips Peter’s with a strength that makes his nerves spark. “But you can call me whatever you want before you die.”

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    17 Oct 2025

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    Peter Parker is completely broke. He's tried so many times to find work, but between college and Spider-Man he hasn't been able to find anything that brings in enough to get by.

    A little past desperate he tries out being a cam boy, not expecting much and about ready to get kicked out of his apartment, Peter is floored to find out just how much strangers on the internet are interested in his body.

    On the flip side, Wade Wilson is pretty sure he's just stumbled across the most adorable guy in the world while looking for jerk off material. After a month of tuning in for every sexy little stream he does, the mercenary decides it's time to go track him down and get a private show in person.

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    16 Oct 2025

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    Let's assume you're familiar with superhero rules.

    Well, Wade presumes you must be since you're here.

    But anyway, achilles' heels right? Kryptonite, fire, extraordinarily specific phobias that were definitely shoehorned in by the authors - you got to assume a superhero has one. Wade always thought that Spider-Man's was his identity, because why wouldn't it be? He's got a hang-up the size of New York itself about it.

    Turns out, the 'spider' in Spider-Man is more literal than you'd think.

    Or: Bug Spray. That's it, that's the fic.

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    16 Oct 2025

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    When New York City gets shut down by a massive snow storm a week before Christmas, Peter makes a very important discovery.

    The vodka helps.

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    Spidey's not-so-fast metabolism + lots of Christmas cookies = sexy times for Wade and Peter.

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    15 Oct 2025

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    Wade is gone and Peter is broken.

    Deadpool is killing again and Spider-Man is… Different. They’ve fallen out of sync, and it seems like attempting the impossible to try clawing their way back to how it was before.

    If they find a way back to each other, will the pieces still fit? Or will the trust between them be too broken to mend?

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    Sequel to I Think I Might've Inhaled You.

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    15 Oct 2025

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    Spideypool Bingo 2019: Throat Fucking

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    15 Oct 2025

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    Peter has enough problems with high school, friendship complications, an internship at Oscorp, and his arachnid alter ego. Throw in a merc with a mouth covered in unfairly sexy red leather, and things get a little crazy.

    Wade just wants to talk shit with his friend Weasel, eat tacos, listen to bad tween pop music, and participate in some soft-core torture and murder. When a certain little spider swings into his life, things get complicated.

    Spider-Man saves people. Deadpool kills them. An unlikely friendship (and maybe more) forms, but will it still work when the masks come off?

    Translated into: Italiano, русский, Español

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    13 Oct 2025

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    Peter's having a rough time of it, and a few stupid decisions lead him somewhere entirely unexpected. It's a good thing a scarred, handsome stranger is there to catch him when he falls.

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    13 Oct 2025

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    Peter wants to surprise Wade on Halloween. It doesn't turn out quite how he expected...

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    13 Oct 2025

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    Peter doesn’t think he’s lonely. He’s too busy to be lonely. He’s twenty-two, working on his PhD and holding down a shitty job at the Daily Bugle, not to mention his nightly extra-curricular activities. He’s too busy for friends, and he’s certainly too busy for romantic interests. And yet, shockingly, apparently everyone in his life thinks he needs to stop being an anti-social recluse and get laid.

    So Peter enters the wide, wonderful world of online dating. He doesn’t expect to find his soul mate, or even a friend, and he’s definitely not looking for hook ups. He doesn’t know what he’s looking for, really, until one Wade W. Wilson catches his eye and captures his heart with risqué dog pics and a concerning obsession with cannibalistic serial killers.

    This is a love story. A sweet, inevitable journey towards each other. There is humor, and melancholy, and a touch of both gravitas and levity to the weeks that trickle by. But really it’s just an account of the slow, magnetic movement of Peter towards Wade, and Wade towards Peter.

    Translated into: русский

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    12 Oct 2025

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    Deadpool definitely wanted the Spidey-shaped forbidden fruit, and his want drowned out the voices screeching against his amygdala that if he snooped then Spidey would never forgive him and he’d lose his best friend, future father of his babies, the carne asada in his burrito, and so forth.

    He did it anyway, because Deadpool didn’t make wise decisions.

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    Peter finds out Wade's secret Identity. Wade finds out Peter's. Neither tells the other. Cue shenanigans.

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    11 Oct 2025

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    There aren’t many things Wade Winston Wilson's good for as an omega. He's male. He's large. He's at least a head taller than most alphas out there, alphas who like their omegas dainty and petite and female. So no, there aren't many things he's good for as an omega.

    Peter sets out to prove him wrong.

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    11 Oct 2025

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