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    “Maya… what on Earth are you talking about?”

    “Well, a time loop is very tricky. It’s fate’s way of telling you that you fucked up so royally that you needed divine intervention to fix it.”

    “Great. What did I fuck up? And why do you know so much about time loops? They’re not real.”

    “I don’t know what you fucked up, that’s what we’ve gotta find out. And the sooner the better. And of course they’re real, you’re in one! You gotta go through the day again and fix the mistake. Maybe you said something really awkward to someone and fate is throwing you a bone. Or maybe granny was actually a serial murderer and you saving her will cause a triple homicide in the future.”

    “Interesting theories,” Phoenix nodded, but felt a little better. He could work with this. Just make little tweaks until everything fixed itself. Bluff his way through a time loop. Very on-brand.

    aka: Phoenix's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad, 2,400 hour day.

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    19 Jul 2025

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    this was absolute perfection

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    Several Lyfrassir Eddas (and later others) from alternate universes are thrown into a chat together. What crimes and chaos will they commit?

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    20 Apr 2025

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    pls remember to read and change desc

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    Tim clicked the recorder on, and both of them ignored the shiver its familiar rasp sent down their spines.

    “Letter from Robert Smirke, August 23, 1815. Taken from, ah, a document which was found in a box marked Highly Confidential: Do Not Open Under Any Circumstances, but it’s pretty old, so we figure whoever cared is probably dead anyway,” he said, shrugging. “It was interesting and we’re stuck in a horrible hell job, so, like, whatever. Who’s gonna stop me?”

    “Nice,” said Melanie, high-fiving him.

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    05 May 2024

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    in which letters are found of jonah magnus being really really gay

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    After episode 200 Jon finds himself alone in a world very much like the one he left but fractionally different. It's so similar he finds versions of his former friends existing happily in the world. Unfortunately they have never met him in this universe and have no idea who he is.

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    24 May 2023

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    the best homeless jon fic ive ever read

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    Tim was right.

    Maybe he hadn’t really made it out of the museum whole.

    Maybe there was no more Jonathan Sims left to save.

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    Even though he survives the Unknowing, Tim can’t find it in himself to forgive his boss.

    Lucky for him, Jon doesn’t forgive himself either.

    When Jon makes amends in the only way he thinks will matter, Tim is left grappling with the shadow that remains.

    Written for the Rusty Quill Big Bang 2022.

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    17 May 2023

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    Read when sad.