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[Podfic] Live read of Baker's Dozen by Gavilan, KeriArentikaiMultipods (KeriArentikai), kisahawklin, semperfiona_podfic (semperfiona) for jellyfishfire
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Jun 2025
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A life told in baking.
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[Podfic] Cold read of it’s all fun and games ’til somebody loses their mind by kisahawklin for jellyfishfire
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
17 May 2025
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Whiteboard:
buy more almond milk
call maintenance about broken icemaker
sell roommate’s belongings on ebayLan Wangji > Wei Wuxian
Lan Wangji: What is the meaning of the note on the fridge?
Wei Wuxian: oh i’m out of almond milk
Lan Wangji: That is not funny.
Wei Wuxian: i agree. almond milk is no joke. the almonds work very hard on that stuff probably (i wouldn’t know i’m not an almond)Apartment Rules and Expectations
22. Do not misappropriate or joke about misappropriating other people’s belongings.~~~
OR: oh my god wangxian are roommates
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Dumb little art gifts :) by XxMiserySmilesxX for kisahawklin, KeriArentikai, takonomz, AuntieIroh, jellyfishfire
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
18 Feb 2025
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Baker's Dozen by kisahawklin for jellyfishfire
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Jan 2025
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A life told in baking.
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Foundation: A Greeting Made With Love by flamingwell, kisahawklin for jellyfishfire
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
23 May 2024
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Jiang Cheng sees Wei Wuxian avoiding Lotus Pier.
Wei Wuxian just wants to buy his brother breakfast.
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for fear i should falter by extraneous_accessories for jellyfishfire
Fandoms: The Iliad - Homer
17 Mar 2024
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- Part 3 of of an Ancient glory
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as a poor deer would be hunted by extraneous_accessories for jellyfishfire
Fandoms: The Iliad - Homer
27 Feb 2024
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“For you,” he said, holding it out. Hector did not lift a hand.
“What is it?”
“A gift,” Achilles explained, still holding the jar between them. “A salve from Delphi. I'm assured by some reliable sources that it will help fade scars.” When Hector did not reply, he risked a look over at the Ilian and found himself inordinately pleased at the look of shock on the man's face.
“Just take it,” he said, jiggling the jar, “I give you my word that it is not explosive or toxic.” He did not know that for certain, of course, but he was willing to stake his word on Odysseus's cleverness any day.
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- Part 2 of of an Ancient glory
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i have not garnered gold by extraneous_accessories for jellyfishfire
Fandoms: The Iliad - Homer
26 Feb 2024
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There was a glint in the Lieutenant’s eyes that raised the hairs on the back of Achilles’ neck. He frowned. “What are you plotting?”
That is for me to know,” Odysseus replied, smooth as ever, “and no man to find out. Do what you must with your command of the Myrmidons, take whatever leave seems best to you, but be ready for my call.”
Achilles sighed. “I am convinced that one day I will become so tangled in your schemes I will hang myself.”
Odysseus’s grin did nothing to settle his nerves. “Nonsense. My schemes are far too well placed for such careless mistakes.”
“Ah,” Achilles said with a nod, "so if I am hanged then, it will be you who ties my noose.”
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- Part 1 of of an Ancient glory
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[PODFIC - COLD READ] Three Wheels Can Be Good, Actually by antiphrastic by mulberry_graceful for kisahawklin, jellyfishfire
Fandoms: 有翡 | Legend of Fei (TV)
05 Jan 2024
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Li Yan agrees to travel with Yang Jin, but that's only the first part of the conversation.
A lead up to and continuation of that scene in episode 49.
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hey, you, I don't like your boyfriend by kisahawklin for jellyfishfire
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Nov 2023
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Look, I have a WangXian WLW WIP doc that's just a bunch of ideas and fits and starts, and this one was "Wei Ying's shitty boyfriend hits on Lan Zhan in front of her, and Lan Zhan basically steals Wei Ying from right under his nose."
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Your Voice In My Ear by kisahawklin for jellyfishfire
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV) RPF, Chinese Actor RPF, UNIQ (Band)
15 Jan 2023
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Yibo can hardly sleep with all the stress from school and UNIQ's upcoming performance. A late night radio station introduces him to a soothing voice and kind soul.
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The Spoils of Your Mercy by extraneous_accessories for jellyfishfire
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies)
28 Feb 2022
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“What the hell is this?” Bond whispered as they left their coats in the care of a stately butler. He felt a little naked without the cocoon of his trenchcoat, but was determined not to let his discomfort show.
Q’s eyebrows lifted in surprise. “Haven’t you ever seen a party before?”
“Of course I have, but calling this a party is like calling the Mona Lisa a sketch.”
The ballroom was dotted with several cocktail tables, each ornamented by a tower of champagne flutes and hors d’oeuvres. Black tie was obviously the dress code of choice, and Bond felt a little out of place in his work suit as Q escorted him through crowds of women in elegant gowns and men in sharply cut tuxedos. Gilded arches rose above them, glittering in the light from several splendid chandeliers, and the low murmur of chatter was backed by strains of Vivaldi emanating from the string quartet in the corner. In the centre of the room, dominating the scene, was a raised dais hung with an astonishing array of bones. A throne stood on the platform and, though it was empty, the ropes hanging from the arms gave Bond a good idea of what it might be for.
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an rathad as giorra by extraneous_accessories for jellyfishfire, wobblycompetencies
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
10 Dec 2021
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“Tell me, centurion,” Lugh broke the silence, “what is it you plan on doing once we reach the end of this bit of cover you’ve found us?”
Trust to luck? Run like the wind and hope the gods would be merciful? Die like men with their shields up and Pictish spears in their bellies? All were possible, and Po had hoped to avoid thinking of them until they drew closer to the wall.
“That is no business of yours,” he said, glaring at the grass.
“Ah. So you don't have one.” Lugh gave a heavy sigh.
“I can't see how my plan matters much to you,” Po snapped, needled by the disappointment in the druid’s voice, “since it would be in your best interest if it was a poor one.”
“Well, precisely,” Lugh replied, “and I had suspicions that you were skilled in tactics. I am pleased to see that I was mistaken, and that my bargaining will not be required.”
“There is very little for you to bargain with in any case.”
“Not as little as you might think.”
“Well I’ll keep that in mind,” Po leaned back into the twisted trunk of the willow, “for when I get that plan together.”
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A Vein of Gold by extraneous_accessories for jellyfishfire
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies)
02 Dec 2021
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“You should have the General teach you to purr.”
He could hear the smile in Q’s voice, but he couldn’t help himself from melting deeper into the space between them.
“I’d be a terrible cat.”
“Actually, you’d be ideal,” Q said, folding up his laptop and setting it on the bedside table. “You look after your own poop and you hardly shed at all.”
“It’s the opposable thumbs.”
“They help.”
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- Part 2 of The Measure of a Man
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When You've Given Enough by extraneous_accessories for mushubi, jellyfishfire
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
16 Aug 2021
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He felt like a clown, rushing off into the street like some avenging hero, but he had hardly made it ten steps before he saw his service handler flag him down in the street. It took everything he had in him to stop, but he did, giving the man the update as quickly as he could.
“You’ve been ordered to stay put, sir,” the man said, “to wait for instructions. We have to know if the KGB know about our source. We have to know how much they know.”
“Right,” he said distractedly, “Right, of course. I’m just going for a walk, nothing to worry about there.”
It didn’t worry him, not in the least. He had had a lot of time to think, and he made the bargain and the leap without a second thought.
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The Crack That Lets the Light In by extraneous_accessories for , jellyfishfire
Fandoms: The Exorcist (TV)
10 Aug 2021
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“I don’t believe that all demons are created equally,” he says at last. “I think whatever creature had Andy-had me- in its grip...it was something different than this. They hardly teach us anything about this stuff. How are we to know the difference? There could be dozens of possessed people walking around the streets right now, and we’d never know, not unless they started acting strange. The more I talk with Ipos...well, the more I think we might not have the right idea about things after all.”
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Year of the Dance by kisahawklin for jellyfishfire
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Feb 2021
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Lan Zhan is a dance major in a high school for the arts. Wei Ying is a delinquent that is serving his community service hours there. GUESS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT. This is a Step Up AU, and it clings fairly closely to that movie's plotline for most of it.
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ORIGINAL: Yibo's just a horny teenager living in a small space with a bunch of other horny teenagers.
COMMENTARY: Yibo's just a horny teenager but Sungjoo has FEELS about being a horny teenager.
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[Podfic] Dragon and Phoenix (and writing commentary) by kisahawklin for jellyfishfire
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV) RPF
30 Jan 2021
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Reading of an unfinished fic with commentary, including why it won't ever be finished. The story is Yibo as a Phoenix and Xiao Zhan as a dragon and... that's about it, really.
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- Part 34 of Unfinished and discontinued fic
- Part 1 of Kisa and Jelly's Podfic Bingo Adventures
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[Podfic] Cold read of Thank You for Submitting by kisahawklin for jellyfishfire
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Jan 2021
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"Boring. Another tired submission of a log with a coke can. You could do better, but I suspect you won't. Ridiculous. F"
"A joke pic. The use of emoji to 'dress' your dick is unoriginal, though decently executed, and the clean background and inclusion of your hand and body shows you put more effort into this than the juvenile attempt at humor suggests. Have confidence in your dick, sender. C"
"Lazy. Putting a seasonal hat on your dick does not improve a lacklustre dick pic. Try harder, sender. D-"
Wei Ying has only had this blog for five minutes, but he is making it his mission in life to earn an A+ rating.