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When a long-overdue night out with friends turns into one too many margaritas, you end up hilariously—and adorably—sloshed. Thankfully, your boyfriend is just a phone call away.
Each story in this series follows a different version of that same unforgettable night, showcasing the different Call of Duty men responding to the same call: Come pick up your drunk girlfriend.Bookmarked by irrelevant_nonsense
13 Oct 2025
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It's one thing to have a midlife crisis and come out the other side with a new sexuality.
It’s another thing to have had this crisis because of your attractive new coworker. Who is also your student intern. Who is also roughly half your age.
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13 Oct 2025
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The thing about being a skeleton is that Humans present so many mysteries! Mysteries that are worth delving into, and exploring with great detail.
In which Papyrus cuddles up and it escalates.
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09 Oct 2025
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Monsters are here and you don't know what's going on anymore. No longer shocked at the fact that you sometimes spot sentient jellyfish and giant talking animals walking down the street, you decide to head to the hip new bar in town.
You meet someone.
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09 Oct 2025
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You've always been the good boy. The one your father could rely on, and not have to worry about. You kept your nose clean, and did as you were told, always.
Then you meet Papyrus, your soulmate, and he turns all that upside down, but in the best way possible.
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- Part 2 of The Short, and Trash King
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07 Oct 2025