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    "...in the event that I, Lily Evans Potter, and my husband, James Potter, become deceased," read Albus, "I do hereby name Severus Snape as sole legal custodian of my son, Harry James Potter, until such a time as he comes of age." He folded his glasses on the table.

    "Fuck," said Severus, with feeling.

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    12 Oct 2025

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    “About weed - should we pray to you as the god of trippy parties?” Percy saw Chiron mouth “trippy parties” with silent incredulity. “Or should we pray to Demeter with her…her plantiness?”

    “You want to know which of us has weed fall under their domain?” Mr. D asked, a manic sort of humor lighting up his features.

    “Ye-up!” Percy nodded.

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    AKA Percy, Piper, and Annabeth all get high and run into some monsters. They decide to call for help from an expert.

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    08 Sep 2025

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    ‘Again’ sounds creepy in the same way Blackbeard’s last lingering laugh did. But Luffy thinks of his nakama and thinks it’s worth it to try.

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    Or, a time travel fic where the Straw Hats get their second chance and still choose to find each other.

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    12 Jun 2025

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    Percy knows he rambles quite a bit in his prayers to Poseidon, but at least he is safe in the knowledge that Poseidon is too busy of a god to ever really listen… right?

    Meanwhile, Poseidon is trying to be a responsible god, but Sally Jackson keeps praying to him about their son and Annabeth Chase won't shut up about... what was she even talking about? At least the di Angelo kid keeps giving him McDonalds.

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    13 Apr 2025

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    Athena’s eyes flash and glow, and she raises her hands. Annabeth closes her eyes, and everything in the air sizzles to a stop. There is a faint sea breeze, and then a familiar presence at her side.

    “It would be unwise of you to hurt her.”

    She opens her eyes to her boyfriend’s dad standing behind her, his eyes intent on her mother, who looks like she’s about to blow her top. Annabeth doesn’t breathe, doesn’t look away from Athena, but she takes several quick steps back to stand at Poseidon’s side. It’s not conscious; it’s a move based purely on self-preservation. Still, Annabeth is aware that every step she takes into the sea increases her mother’s ire and decreases the likelihood that Annabeth will ever be forgiven.

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    aka: Poseidon wants Percy to ascend. He'd like it even better if Percy chose to ascend. And if the best reason to become a god is for love, it doesn't take Poseidon long to realize that he doesn't have to look any further than Annabeth Chase. Meanwhile, while Annabeth is balancing PTSD, protecting Percy, and being a good daughter of a goddess who doesn't seem to care, she now has to figure out why she is on Poseidon's radar.

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    01 Apr 2025