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• The Sweat Epic: Or, how Ben Shapiro Seduced You, A Cat Girl, With His Alarmingly Small Big Toe by fyettery

  Fandoms: Real News RPF, Young Sheldon (TV)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/M, Multi
  • Work in Progress

  09 Dec 2020

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Ben Shapiro/Reader
  • Ben Shapiro
  • Jacob Sartorius
  • Reader
  • Cat/Human Hybrids

  Summary

  please dont read this i beg of you

  Series

  • Part 3 of mr no brain. tiny penut brain man, thats me

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  351

  Chapters:

  2/?

  Comments:

  8

  Kudos:

  52

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  977

• funkyvillage :in which your son gnomeo from gnomeo and juliet by fyettery

  Fandoms: One Direction (Band), Gnomeo and Juliet (2011)  

  • Not Rated
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen
  • Work in Progress

  13 Aug 2020

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • cock/balls/torture
  • jon arbuckle/gnomeo (gnomeo and juliet
  • Gnomeo (Gnomeo and Juliet)
  • Harry Styles

  Series

  • Part 2 of mr no brain. tiny penut brain man, thats me

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  128

  Chapters:

  2/?

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  35

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  499

• groovytown: or, y/n is adopted by one direction by fyettery

  Fandoms: One Direction (Band), Gnomeo and Juliet (2011), Bee Movie (2007)  

  • General Audiences
  • Major Character Death
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  10 Jun 2020

  Tags

  • Major Character Death
  • Harry Styles/Reader
  • Barack Obama/Harry Styles
  • Barack Obama/Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson
  • Niall Horan/Zayn Malik/Liam Payne/Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson
  • Harry Styles
  • Barack Obama
  • Gnomeo (Gnomeo and Juliet)
  • Louis Tomlinson
  • Barry (bee movie)
  • Jake Paul
  • Zayn Malik
  • Niall Horan
  • i hate that obama/one direction is already a tag
  • i've never actually listened to one direction just doin it for the laffs
  • Satire
  • Blatant Stupidity
  • Don't Read This
  • wattpad
  • I Can't Believe I Wrote This
  • you know that one friend in elementary school
  • with the purple 1d lunchbox
  • maggie this is for you
  • originally titled 'ema peeboy'
  • i wrote like half of this through ig dms
  • Death in Childbirth
  • This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things
  • God has left the chat
  • i wrote this while listening to suddenly seymour from lsoh
  • On Repeat

  Summary

  fun fact: i was having a psychosis episode and thought oh boy; i've never posted before and will probably never post again thx bye

   

  ''no mom i love yuu even tho you stol me form my reall parents jak paul and barry from bee movey 16 years ago' she slap you 'shut up y/n i hav decided to seel yo for cracc coicaine yur new parentz weel bee her soon’

  you hat youer lif and here let's put some paragraphs romanticising mental illness :))

  bong bong the doorbell ring

  'oh the dorbel went bong bong they must be her"
  i open the dor my eyes shiny w tear and gas

  ‘hairy luwee nail whore pissboy and xanny form on direction????!?!! what?!?!!?''

  Series

  • Part 1 of mr no brain. tiny penut brain man, thats me

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  322

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  20

  Kudos:

  117

  Bookmarks:

  11

  Hits:

  1,177