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Originally posted to Fanfiction.net in December of 2012. Original summary:
Basically just a quick story about what I think happened when Valkyrie nearly got eaten by a yeti. I don't think there are any spoilers for KOTW. Please read and review :D
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Aren't You A Little Old For Trick or Treating? by funkmum
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
04 Oct 2018
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A little thing I wrote for a Halloween prompt last year~
"Aren't you a little old for trick or treating?" + Team Mustang
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Quinn and Creedy say their prayers.
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02 Sep 2025
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somehow, someway, deadpool accidentally gets peter off (oneshots) by jilliancares
Fandom: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
08 Feb 2025
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I decided to make this a series since I keep writing these kinds of fics 🥵
Any fics in this series will have the common factor of Peter accidentally ending up in a situation where Wade ends up getting him off unintentionally.
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20 Apr 2025
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rule of thirds by jilliancares
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
06 Jan 2022
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Peter is a genius. He bought a fuck-machine and curated a new web formula to produce webs that even he can't break. By combining both, he can mimic the feeling of getting pinned down and fucked hard over the counter. It definitely seems like a good idea — at least until he realizes that the webs aren't dissolving.
Peter is an idiot.
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19 Apr 2025
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pedal to the metal by goodeapple
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
28 Mar 2025
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"What? Wanna slum it?" Cregan can't believe this shit- maybe Ysilla knocked a screw loose when she swatted at him earlier and he's hallucinating like a bad fucking mushroom trip.
She giggles, an evil little sound that would probably make a baby cry. "Your words, not mine."
Her fingers dance at the edge of her dress, dipping below the hem, raising it just so. She's got thick thighs, creamy and unblemished, and Cregan thinks of how easily they'd spread apart for his shoulders when he'd go face first between them.
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.or the one where Cregan hatefucks Jace's bratty big sister
Cregan x Ysilla (Rhaenyra'sDaughter!OC)
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06 Apr 2025
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‘When you say “orgy”—’ Valkyrie winced at the word, ‘—do you just mean, like, a wild party? Like you all drink too much and dance around and do stupid stuff and then the next day you all say, “Wow that was wild, it was practically an orgy!” but you didn’t actually, in fact, have an orgy?’
‘No,’ Skulduggery said. ‘I mean we all have sex together, and the next day we all say, “Wow that was wild, it was literally an orgy,” because we did actually, in fact, have an orgy.’
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Valkyrie shows up to the Dead Men’s stress relief orgy. Plot? What plot?
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23 Oct 2024