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    a lil short series of ushijima, sakusa & atsumu being lovable boyfriends that do dumb (and maybe even hot) things some times !!

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    Vernon is a half-demon, and a lifetime of prejudice and watching people avoid him for his frightening appearance has made him alone and friendless for most of his life. Seungkwan is a breath of fresh air, willing to approach him when no one else will—maybe because he's just that nice of a person, probably because he is completely, totally blind.

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    25 Sep 2025

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    god this is beautiful

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    “Please be my boyfriend for a day,” Wonwoo thought he would die from embarrassment. But desperate times calls for desperate measures. And the handsome guy in front of him is his best option.

    The guy’s face showed confusion, then amusement then slowly the corner of his lips turned up into a smirk and Wonwoo wanted to melt both from embarrassment and awe because the guy is too gorgeous for his sanity.

    “I don’t know who you are but you’re cute so okay.”

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    27 Jul 2025

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    In Soonyoung’s honest opinion, the most annoying thing about Seventeen is how all thirteen of them are moon-marked. Most idol groups tend to have at least a few sun-children, but Pledis somehow ended up with all shapeshifters, and almost all of them are different animals too.

    Soonyoung is handling the idol part of his life fine, but it’s hard being a cat in love with a mouse.

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    22 Jul 2025

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    As they walked past the protestors, adrenaline still coursing through their veins, Peter followed along, listening to the avid discussion his friends were having about how good it felt to be doing something against the racism in America. However, his attention was suddenly taken to the two cops who were approaching. 

    They were having a quiet discussion, muttering to each other under their breath. Peter had been watching them- his uncle was a police officer, so he had spent many shifts down at the precinct when he was a kid and often dropped by after school to see his father, so he knew many policemen. He had also come across and talked to lots of them during when he patrolled as Spider-Man, but these two officers, he did not recognise. 

    As they grew closer and in better hearing range, one of their anecdotes caught Peter's attention and made his anger flare. "This is why we shoulda killed all the slaves instead of freein' em." His partner laughed. 

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    Peter punches a racist policeman at a protest, gets arrested and bailed out by one of Ben's old co-workers who is now captain.

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    14 Jul 2025

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    When everything finally settled down after Mysterio exposed Peter as Spider-Man, Peter's initial excitement about returning to school was quickly replaced by dread. Especially when he realized he would have to go to gym class and face his classmates and Coach Wilson, who now knew he hadn't actually been putting any effort in... like at all.

    "So, Peter, you've been holding out on us... I want to see you sweat... Capiche?"

    "Yes, sir."

    I guess that was about to change.

     

    A crack-filled AU of the aftermath of Spider-Man: Far From Home

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    14 Jul 2025

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