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Take a Picture (It'll Last Longer) by i_hate_pangolins
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
23 Sep 2025
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“I mean golly Petey, look at that! Talk about a bubble but, do you think Spidey's gotten a BBL? Cus plastic or not I’d tap that hunk-a-junk any day.” he looks back at the picture in his hand with a dreamy sigh. “Anywho! What's your experience like with boudoir shoots?”
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Peter becomes Deadpool's boudoir photographer because he needs the money. Meanwhile, he and Deadpool get closer as their superhero selves while (trying to) work together to figure what's going on with the newest mystery in New York City.Bookmarked by eskimosecret
11 Oct 2025
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I Ain't No Calming Goat! by X_Gon_Give_It
Fandoms: Deadpool (Comics), Spider-Man (Comicverse), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
10 Nov 2019
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There’s a man sitting in the corner of the room, half cast in shadow. Peter’s vision was still mottled, but he can make out gray pants similar to his own. His roomie was wearing a white shirt, the sleeves twisted strangely, decorated with buttons and straps. It took several more blinks to realize that’s because it was a straitjacket.
That is never a good sign.
Peter jumped to his feet, almost threw up, and plastered himself to the wall, slowly easing down into a crouch. But the man only cocked his head to the side, hairless eyebrows quirking. When Peter inhaled, the stench of pain made his nose sting and his eyes water, overwhelming in its magnitude. The man’s eyes are hard and angry when they meet Peters’.
“And who are you supposed to be? They actually giving me roommates again? Nice try, Francie!” this the man yelled at the door, “but I’m not buying it! Give im’ to someone else.”
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Or the one where Peter is kidnapped by Weapon X and shares a cell with Deadpool.
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10 Oct 2025
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Post-Goblet of Fire AU. Tired of being ignored by his friends and manipulated by Dumbledore, Harry runs away from Privet Drive and takes refuge in the Muggle world. But when magic feels like it’s failed him one too many times, Harry starts considering other ways to fight back… darker, deadlier ways. Warnings for dark themes, violence, guns, and major canon divergence
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28 Sep 2025
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When a broken time-turner sends Hermione, Harry, and Draco hurtling through time, they have to decide how to deal with life in the Marauders' era. Trying to hide their identities while figuring out if they can return to their time, the unlikely trio disguises themselves as transfer students. Hermione wants to keep them from ruining their timeline, if the timeline still exists. Harry is determined to figure out how to save his parents. And Sirius. And Remus. And Regulus. And everyone if possible. Draco just wants to keep Harry from sacrificing himself at every opportunity. And he would really love it if everyone would stop trying to figure out how he's related to the Black Family.
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Slow Build // Seriously, the plot is moving at a glacial pace, but my god, do we pack a lot of chaos into it.
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31 Aug 2025
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After the war, Draco makes the decision to come back to school for his eighth year, desperate to escape the walls of his home. Turns out, Hogwarts is just as tormented by the things he’d done. Overwhelmed with the memories, he tries to clean up the areas he’s ruined before he gives up the fight—only to be stalked, once again, by Harry Potter. The prick. If he only minded his business, they wouldn’t be in this mess.
Harry didn’t come back to school for any reason other than to desperately cling to the only home he’d ever known. Only to realize it doesn’t feel the same anymore. Maybe he no longer has a home. Needing to find a distraction from the walls that hurt to walk in, Harry finds himself following Draco Malfoy, who’s up to something, back to the Room of Requirement.
Only to break a Time Turner in a stupid fight. And get stuck in 1977.
Sorted into the wrong houses and forced to pretend to be friends, Draco and Harry have to confront the dead, the ghosts that haunt them, and their growing feelings for each other.
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21 Aug 2025