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“...do not be rash...the only reason I am telling you this is because I need you to pay your tab.”
Sweat formed on Sans’ brow. “What are you getting at, Grillby?”
Grillby silently turned to the register on the far right of the bar and punched some buttons. After a moment, a long piece of paper spit out of a metal slot. It rolled onto the wooden floor. Grillby snatched it up, miraculously not burning the paper, and handed it to Sans. The skeleton’s eyelights browsed the paper, then quickly extinguished. His hands trembled. “This...can’t be right, Grillbz,” he mumbled, voice shaky. The bartender took the paper and distingrated it.
“...I will forgive your tab just like this paper...if you take in (Y/n).”
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(Y/n) gets taken into the care of six skeletons! The only thing is, she has skelephobia...
Will her mysterious past and daunting fear get in her way of love?
AN: UPDATING CHAPTERS 1-10 TO HELP SOLIDIFY PLOTLINE!!! THE NEXT FEW UPDATES ARE NOT NEW CHAPTERS! IF THE CHAPTER COUNT SAYS 12, THEN IT IS A NEW CHAPTER! THANK YOU!!!!
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Five months after the death of Light Yagami. Ryuk is bored and wants apples until you come along and change his life. (He still wants apple though)
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THIS IS NOT SMUTT!!!
JUST ADORABLE FLUFF
(I don't even thing shinigamis can have intercourse lol)
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NOT Being Mrs. Banks by era_hatter
Fandoms: Mary Poppins - All Media Types, Mary Poppins (1964), Mary Poppins - P. L. Travers
22 Sep 2018
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Set in Mary Poppins the Musical for Broadway, right before Mr. Banks goes to the bank to see if he's fired or not.
My boyfriend played Mr. Banks in the musical at our local theatre and I was hella jealous of the girl who played Mrs. Banks because she was freaking pretty and sang like an angel...so, I write fanfiction!!!
(Depressing, I know, get over it.)
This is my theory of Bert and Mary: they're angels that come to people right before they're supposed to die so they help them get on the right track so they DON'T die.
Makes sense, right?
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It was without known cause or intervention that Sirius Black returned to his childhood home to find it well maintained by a not-so-miserable house elf one December morning.
Six months later he finally meets his godson.
A novelette following Cut the Strings Free the Boy
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- Part 2 of Cut the Strings Free the Boy
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17 Jul 2025
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Harry Potter and the Art of Dying by life_is_funny_weird
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Oct 2025
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What would any sane person do if their life is shitty and miserable? Commit suicide because no life no problem.
Fortunately Harry is sane.
And what would any sane person do when they find out they can’t cross to the afterlife because their soul is bound to undestroyable objects in the world of the living? Go back in time and make it everyone's problem.
Fortunately Harry is sane.
And what would a sane person do when they realise no one gives a single fuck about their well being and doesn’t see them as nothing but a war tool? Fuck shit up subtly, make plans to overthrow the government, make a list of the people you want dead and you will kill, collect the pieces of the most feared dark wizard’s soul just in case, commit war crimes on a daily basis, and get working on that killing list.
Fortunately Harry is sane.
Wait, that sounds wrong…
Anyway, have I mentioned that Harry is utterly insane?
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15 Jul 2025
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I Predict An Earthquake Up In Here by Mumpumlum
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, DCU, Batman - All Media Types
12 Aug 2025
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"So you're just having a nap under the building that fell on you?!" Nightwing asked the head of curly brown hair sticking out from the rubble.
"Yeah. It's a nice blanket. Now shut up. You're interrupting my sleep." The kid pulled a brick from next to him, and placed it over his head- dismissing the vigilante.Or!!
The one in which Peter becomes Gotham's mum. Because he has nothing better to do.
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18 Jun 2025
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You've spent your whole life dedicated to your craft, a private doctor, a quiet life. You don't have the time to look for your soulmate. You'd never find them.
And you don't.
He finds you.
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Or, Reader is Frisk's doctor and accidentally gets dragged into found family. Oh, and a soulmate. That's the important part.
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- Part 5 of How To Be A Human Being
- Part 4 of I/Me/Myself
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Life is perfect. Everything you love is safe and secure. That is until you and your family is suddenly hunted down by a mysterious gang out to get you for reasons you can't explain.
Another thing you can't explain? Your dreams. At least, you think they are, but being fallen down certainly doesn't help. Ancient languages and nightmares fight to become your greatest fears. Can't get worse than that, right?
Fortunately, you'll have some help along the way from a pair of skeletons. Even if life isn't what it used to be.