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the self-romanticization of harming yourself
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- Part 2 of poems
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a poem about hurting yourself (and hurting others in the process)
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"No 'buts,' dude, it's okay. You're my best friend, and you always will be, no matter what."
"Even if I'm crazy?," Mike chuckles, looking at Will's dusky brown eyes. He compares them to the crisp leaves whirling around in the sky.
"Especially if you're crazy," Will smiles, his slightly chapped lips tugging up.
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In which Mike and Will remark on previous years, and have a heart-to-heart.
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Elena was on her way home from class when she happened to turn her head at just the right moment and saw it through the window of the bookshop.
It being a large, black snake curled up on a chair in the last patches of quickly fading sunlight.
Elena jerked to a stop with a gasp, right in the middle of the pavement. She all but pressed her face to the window, studying the snake curiously. It was quite large, even coiled as it was in its big leather armchair, and although its golden eyes appeared to be open, she could tell that it was probably snoozing. “What a beautiful creature,” Elena said to herself in a hushed, awed voice, and then made the snap decision to go inside the shop for another look.
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28 Sep 2025
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Anthony J. Crowley, Retired Demon and Airbnb Superhost by TheOldAquarian
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
08 Dec 2019
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What are you supposed to do when you've been fired from your sweet job in Hell for thwarting the schemes of Satan, you've got a swanky flat in Mayfair, and you're looking for an excuse to spend all your time in someone else's bookshop? Obviously, you turn to the dubious world of short-term vacation rentals.
The resulting Airbnb property has been variously described as "an instagram trap," "a vampire den but make it botanical," and "the weirdest bed and breakfast in the shared history of beds and breakfasting."
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28 Sep 2025
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every angel is terrifying by fruitygoblin
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
27 May 2019
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“Why does it bother you?” Crowley asked. “Even if you can’t get to them in time to wipe their memories, it’s not like anyone’d believe them. Kid goes running to her mum saying Ooh, I’ve just seen a bloke with three heads and a sixteen-foot wingspan, what do you think’s going to happen? Chances are they’ll just pat her on the shoulder and tell her what a vivid imagination she’s got.”
“That’s not what worries me,” said Aziraphale.
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- Part 1 of elegies
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28 Sep 2025
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such selfish prayers by alterpatty (spargelseason)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Dec 2017
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Crowley, while still apparently comatose, had somehow managed to wrap himself so thoroughly around Aziraphale on their way up, that any attempt at dropping him onto the mattress without being pulled down as well proved futile.
And hence, quite defeated, Aziraphale found himself lying in a warm tangle of Crowley and blankets. He felt a little stunned.
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28 Sep 2025
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It is with an exasperated sigh that I introduce you to an official thread for this guy. We've discussed it and we've decided that this is the only way we can stop you guys from derailing threads to complain about this guy. By mod decree, all Mr Fell complaining, griping, bitching, grousing, and miscellaneous butthurt now belongs in THIS THREAD AND THIS THREAD ONLY.
The forumgoers of The Codex, a forum for rare book hunters, come to some very interesting conclusions about the personal life of one Mr Fell of Soho. (Inspired by a tumblr post.)
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28 Sep 2025