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    Neil is on a plane going far and away from his murderous father. He is on a plane with two rival sports teams. The plane is going down.

    Neil is stuck on an island. He is stuck on an island with two rival sports teams, and at least one of those teams is going full Lord of the Flies.

    Neil is fine being stranded on an island. At least he's away from his father. But how do any of these people know how to survive on a deserted island?

    Oh my god, none of these people know how to survive on a deserted island.

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    01 Oct 2025

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    “—and I know that there’s Becca and Tanner and Millie to consider, but I was wondering if you maybe wanted to move in? Together? With me?”

    Mel blinks. He certainly doesn’t look like he’s having a stroke.

    “Frank, why would we move in together?”

    “I thought it might be nice,” he shrugs here, acting nonchalant even though Mel can see the tension in his jaw. “To take that next step in our relationship.”

    “Frank, what are you talking about? We’re not in a relationship?”

    At this, Frank’s frown deepens before widening into a frustrated half smile. “Uh, yes we are? We’ve been dating for nine months?”

    What.

     

    Or, Frank thinks Mel doesn’t do physical touch.
    Or, Mel doesn’t realize they’ve been dating for nine months.

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    26 Sep 2025

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    Foreman might have flirted with Chase six months ago for like thirty seconds. Chase can't stop thinking about it.

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    15 Aug 2025

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    Wilson shrugged. “Well, you’ve met him,” he pointed out. “What do you think House’s kid would be like, if House had a kid?”

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    14 Aug 2025

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    "You guys really don't get it, do you?"
    "Get what?"
    "It's almost insulting, really."

     

    Or, five times the team missed the point completely, and one time where they figured it out

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    14 Aug 2025