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Just Moments Before the Sog by calcinedtodust
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
28 Sep 2025
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A family of merchants in Far Harad find a stray elf, and choose to re-home him.
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Gnomenclature by calcinedtodust
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
23 Sep 2025
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The sons of Elwing are left to play near a stream one day.
The Sack of Sirion, as (un)seen by two children, and the beginning of a family.
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The beginnings of a rewrite of a fic I began last exam season in October. To be continued during this next exam season, because I make good life decisions.
Harry Potter, but if the body of the protagonist, was unintentionally hijacked by a relatively welsh low-noble from 1485. Shitfuckery ensues, and an innocent war criminal is exposed to the horrors of modern glass glazing.
Fuck JK Rowling. I do not endorse any of her disgusting, discriminatory views. We love and support our trans, Jewish & PoC comrades.
Content Warnings to be seen throughout the fic:
- child abuse
- mental health issues/mental illness
- war and death
- religion (specifically roman catholicism)
Others will be added on a chapter-by-chapter basis, but please take note of the general CWs. Please keep any criticisms constructive, and apologies in advance for any historical inaccuracies :) -
How Kermit the Frog, and Mummy Pig, did so tragically suffer by calcinedtodust
Fandoms: Hamlet - Shakespeare, Peppa Pig (Cartoon), Jaws (Movies), The Muppets - All Media Types
25 Aug 2022
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A fanfiction of the play within the play in Shakespeare's Hamlet, as performed in the complete works of Shakespeare in 90 minutes, which I watched at a local arts festival.
I do apologise.
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- English
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- 265
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- 1/?
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Bored by ceterisparibus
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings (Movies)
18 Jan 2024
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Pippin and Merry compete over who can trade a pebble for the most valuable item.
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- Part 8 of The Lord of the Rings
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26 Sep 2025
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The Care & Feeding of Hobbits by Baylor
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings (Movies), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
16 Aug 2013
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Ruminations on the Little People, by Boromir, Man of Gondor.
Boromir learns about the hobbits as he develops friendships with them.
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- 12/12
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26 Sep 2025
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The Silver Rule by SpaceWall
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
24 May 2024
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“How is it, exactly, that you managed to get yourself kicked out of Estë’s gardens? Reading this does not give me the impression they sent you here because you were wholly healed.”
Celebrían, who did not feel particularly healed, but did at least feel angry, which was more emotion than she’d been able to conjure in over a year, said, “I was asking questions.”
“Ah,” said Finrod, “yes. That would do it.”
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Celebrían prepares to mount a legal challenge for the right to see her husband (no, the other husband) reborn. For this, she must gather allies from across Valinor and out of the wreckage of the House of Finwë. Perhaps along the way, there is healing to be found too.
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- Part 1 of Do Not Unto Others
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A Beautiful Equation by Drag0nst0rm for Ceridawn
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
27 Aug 2021
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Caranthir is very good at complicated calculations.
He is not at all good at recognizing dragon eggs when he sees them.
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- 5,005
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- 1/1
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07 Sep 2025
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Oropher's Cheat Sheet For The In-Laws by TiresiasTheBlindSeer (Ravenclaw_Peredhel)
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
09 Jul 2024
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For all Tolkien's changes to his family trees, one thing remains the same - Fëanor is the only son of Finwë without a daughter.
What if that changed?
Meet Lórefindë Nartissë - she's a linguist, the baby of a very big family, possessed of an unfortunate temper, and has a tendency to start fights (then gleefully watch her brothers finish them).
She's also recently been married to Oropher, great-nephew of Thingol through his father Galadhon. Or, rather, eloped with him.
Without the consent of either of their families, but that's irrelevant, and also kind of how elopement works anyway. By this point they're all grudgingly getting along because there's no way to undo a marriage between two elves who want to stay married.
The point is, Oropher now has to keep straight all of his wife's family. He never had any problems like this before - his own family consists of less than a dozen people, while the Finwëans are notoriously...numerous.
Here is a glimpse into one attempt at this.
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- English
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01 Sep 2025