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background characters need to take a shit too (and other urgent crises) by blurbbirb
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
03 Jun 2023
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She doesn't care much for the way teenagers stumble around life like they just popped out their mother's womb on hooves and amniotic fluid snorting out their nostrils. This includes herself. She despises being a teenager, especially when it's happened twice.
(Someone dies and is plucked out the soul toilet on the flush to Hell. Being aware of this also happens to be a part of her, frankly impractical, quirk. She should start a cult. Second coming of Christ? No, this is the second coming of Nimori Asaka, and she'll bring Armageddon armed with thumb tacks and ringed knuckles if she has to.)
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The whole Umbridge thing makes her want to scream, just a wee bit. It’s seventh year, NEWTs are fast approaching, and she’s not kept a low profile for her entire Hogwarts tenure just to fail her exams horrifically.
A semi/si-oc who wants nothing to do with the plot, like, ever.
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- Part 19 of lulu's self insert fics
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- 52,268
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- 5/?
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13 Sep 2025
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“It’s okay, mum. It’s okay.”
“It’s not! I don’t have anything as it is! Our dinner is gone, and when they find out, we’ll never eat again! Against a muggle! I can’t believe it!” She sobbed.
Peter was eying the trespasser strangely. Penny knew what he was going to do a second before he did it. “Peter, don’t –!”
The knife went through the man’s throat.
Mum screamed bloody murder.
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Penny Pettigrew is a reincarnation, and in her heart her genre is romance. Peter Pettigrew's genre has never been romance.- Language:
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- 21/?
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12 Sep 2025
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The Wheel That Turned The Wrong Way ✨One Shot✨ by themagicmemo for NameIsNeb
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
28 Apr 2025
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Reader gets reincarnated as Mahoraga and gives Megumi some head pats.
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28 Jun 2025
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Delusion of Fate by mnz_10
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
09 Oct 2025
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Luke Castellan had lived once before. Back then, he was a she, and she’d read a certain book series where gods were real and monsters ran wild.
It was a fun read.
Living it? Not so much. Especially as the villain.
No problem, though. Luke had a plan: don’t act like book!Luke. Free will, right? Easy.
…Except Fate, when it’s an actual entity, doesn’t like being ignored.
(Note: Roman gods ≠ Greek gods.)
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- English
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- 374,337
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- 68/?
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- 22
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23 Apr 2025
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zenith of stars by Yuesya
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
11 Oct 2025
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"It's not the Six Eyes," they said. So then, the question is –what is it?
Alternatively: A young girl with cursed eyes finds her way forward in a world of sorcery and curses.
[OC, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception!OC, AU]