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(GETTING REWRITTEN)
Atsushi had finally convinced Dazai to come along with him to the new popular Golden Demon Cafe.
How?
He didn't know.
But a certain fiery redhead might just make coming here worthwhile.
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poetry
a story told,
from one
who is lacking
red
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poetry written from dazais pov. read tags and author note.
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He reached the front door, putting his hand on the doorknob hesitantly, and creeping the door open. He found himself looking down, instead of forward. Sure—he was relatively taller than most people, but right now, he was looking down-down. Far down.
And really, he would recognise that face anywhere. If he didn’t he wouldn’t be a very good detective.
The name to the familiar face was Arahabaki—the “creature” the ADA had been searching for. The same one who the government was also after. The one who they needed to reach first, was currently scratching at his door like a stray animal.—
finished as of 1/3/25
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femininomenon: a phenomenon if sleeping with a man was better than sleeping with a girl
Dazai complains about her most recent hook up, leading her friend Yosano to suggest sleeping with girls instead. Chuuya doesn't expect Dazai to follow through, but she does. While Chuuya doesn't know it yet, new doors are opening all around her.
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On this day, that only happened once a year, every year; Dazai knew everything he loved would be there.
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Very short drabble I wrote for Dazai’s birthday last night at 11pm. Dazai deserves nice things so I give him nice things. Title from Crazier by Taylor Swift 🫶
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you'd have to stop the world just to stop the feeling by bitchella
Fandom: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
22 Jul 2024
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a fem soukoku series based on The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess by Chappell Roan and inspired by Class of '09 (the game)
17 fics total
updates whenever the hell i want
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“Mr Tanaka said, if you tutor me, your grade will go up.” Nakahara says, almost as if he was embarrassed to mutter those words. “You’d get your fukin’ one whole mark. Thirty out of thirty.”
Dazai didn’t hear anything but ‘your grade will go up’. Sure, Dazai would rather kill himself than have to deal with this idiot any longer, but his grade would go up. That would save him the absolute misery of going home.
Nakahara takes Dazai’s silence as a question to why. “...‘Cause I failed… And I haven't done particularly well in any other assessments in chem, Mr Tanaka said you’d get a 5% increase on your assessments throughout the duration of you tutoring me. I told him it was a shit idea– I agree with you completely, I just thought I’d let you know—.”
Nakahara gets ready to turn away when Dazai grabs his hand and enthusiastically lets out a, “I’ll do it!”
Or,
Chuuya’s a swimmer, a great one at that. But he’s also a fucking idiot. He’s so close to failing most of his classes that he needs to up them if he wants to keep swimming. So, against his will, he’s been forced to get tutored by the genius-asshole, Dazai Osamu. That's it. That's all it is.
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17 Sep 2025
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Chuuya’s ears were muffled with static and he couldn’t feel his tongue. It was too large to fit in his mouth, something about it made him want to rip it out. It was much too big and weird and floppy. He hated to admit it but a slight panic jolted through him and for a moment he wanted to rip out his own tongue to get rid of the discomfort that followed. Fortunately for him, this cursed feeling allowed his dulled senses to clear.
The red head turned to look out the window but unfortunately didn’t help his odd situation as they were frosted glass. He could make out the dark void staring back at him outside and a faint glow of the setting sun but other than that, he was completely deserted on a train.
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16 Sep 2025
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“The headliner is about to go on and everyone's rushing to get drinks before his set starts,” she says.
Right. The headliner.
As in, the guy he just had sex with.
Again, he can't quite shake the strange feeling he gets as he remembers that. Which is unsettling because it's not like it's something crazy that he's never done before. (Sleeping with a headliner, that is.) But for whatever reason, the look in Dazai's eyes—the one right before he kissed Chuuya—plays in his head on repeat.
----Chuuya is a bartender at The Port Comedy Club who once dreamt of the spotlight. While he's used to punchlines and one-night-stands, he's in over his head when meets Dazai, a charming and internet-famous comedian looking to take his career in a new direction.
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10 Sep 2025
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“Are you seriously here to try and court my mother?” he cocked his head as he appraised the boy. “Aren’t you a bit… young?”
Antinous stiffened, whirling back to face him. “Yeah! And no! You really ought to show some respect. I’m gonna be your step-dad one day.”
In which Telemachus has seen some shit. He’s never seen a thirteen year old suitor before, though.
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04 Sep 2025
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“I’ll teach you all the things you ought to know. I’ll build you into a figure no one can call pathetic. And, more than that,” her lips turned up into an almost sinister grin, “I’ll introduce you to the love you’ve never had.”
“Like…” Antinous squinted at her. “Like a matron goddess?”
In a world filled with people all assigned a perfect match, Antinous is an anomaly. He has no soulmate, and no future. Then he comes face to face with the love goddess Aphrodite, and everything changes.
He’s given the opportunity to court the queen of Ithaca herself. More than that, his forsaken soulmate is supposed to be in these castle walls. And, if he’s lucky, he can get that high-and-mighty prince out of his way once and for all.
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04 Sep 2025