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“Who are the marauders?”
“They’re teen royalty,” Evan says, glancing over at the field, and Remus follows his gaze to a trio of boys making their way out onto the field, wind artfully tousling their hair like they’re currently shooting a shampoo commercial. “If Hogsmeade was The Daily Prophet, they would always be on the cover.”
“That one there, that’s James Potter,” Barty says, pointing at the dark skinned boy with messy hair and gold rimmed glasses, his gym uniform appearing to be several sizes too small. “He is one of the dumbest guys you will ever meet. Evan sat next to him in English last year.”
“He asked me how to spell orange.”
“And that little one, that’s Peter Pettigrew,” Barty continues, pointing out the smaller blonde boy, a muggle cell phone pressed against his ear, so focused on his call that he doesn’t even notice the dodgeball before it bounces off the side of his head. “Peter Pettigrew knows everyone’s business. He knows everything about everyone.”
“And evil takes human form in Sirius Black,” Barty says darkly, an unpleasant expression crossing his face.
-aka: a marauders mean girls au
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but i knew you’d linger like a tattoo kiss by barkatthemoon for peachyybabe
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Oct 2025
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When Sirius stumbled upon Full Moon Ink he probably should have done a little more research before immediately booking an appointment, but he was so impressed by one artist's portfolio and the little section on their website about being non-discriminatory and welcoming to people who are scared of needles that he decided to throw caution to the wind.
He received an email from the artist within an hour of booking his appointment, R. Lupin, and he seemed both understanding of his issues and was more than willing to work with him on them, the two of them occasionally chatting about their shared profession and different techniques in the weeks leading up to his appointment.
Which is when the universe decided to really throw a wrench into the mix.
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every breath you take (i’ll be watching you) by barkatthemoon for R33sesPieces
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Oct 2025
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Remus is careful as he pulls open the door to the locker room, holding his breath as he listens to the sound of the shower running before he creeps inside, slowly pulling down the zipper of his coveralls as he winds through the tiled room towards the back where the shower stalls are, giving his head a little shake as he peeks around the corner and sees what’s waiting for him.
He loves Sirius to death but he might be the most unobservant man he’s ever met. He has no awareness of his surroundings, he never thinks to look over his shoulder or to check if people are staring at him, and as much as he appreciates it at times like this it makes him overwhelmingly worried for his safety sometimes.
There are some really sick freaks out there in the world.
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When Sirius awakens consciousness comes in fits and bursts.
First he’s aware of the lights above him, harsh and blinding, reminding him of those cylindrical tubes used in muggle supermarkets. Then it’s of his body, chilled and naked, stretched out on some sort of metal slab, his arms and legs held in place by restraints that leave him spread eagle and exposed. Little bits of his surroundings filter in, shiny white walls and unrecognizable panels that flicker with light and make strange beeping noises, a foreign touch rubbing along his chest and something pulling through his hair, and a series of clicks and growls that have dread dripping through his veins before he fully comes back to himself.
There’s some sort of creature standing above him.
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don't look much like a lover (doesn't mean that i won't try) by barkatthemoon
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Oct 2025
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In the wake of his father’s death Sirius Black finds himself living on the North Carolina coast in the beach-themed love shack that Orion shared with his mistress. His plan for the summer is to finish writing his novel, get the house ready so that he can list it for sale, and get back to New York before the leaves can even begin to change.
Too bad his former college nemesis and fellow author Remus Lupin lives right next door, just as surly and withdrawn as he remembers him being, throwing a wrench into all of his carefully laid out plans.
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the debatable ethics of unregulated potion testing by barkatthemoon
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the way to a man's heart is through the nipples by barkatthemoon
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Remus Lupin hated Sirius Black. They'd been broken up for 3 months, but with Lily's wedding to James fast approaching, she decided it was time to force them into a room together. Not to be friends, but to be civil. To learn how to exist in each other's space again. They couldn't stay apart forever, not when their lives and friends were so inexorably linked.
But Remus wasn't ready. Not even close. So he bolted - and there was only one person who immediately knew where to look.
"What's this then, coming crawling back? Think I'm so desperate for your attention that I'll drop to my knees like I did last time we were here? Fuck you."
"Fuck me?" Sirius' voice was raised now, and he stepped further into the alley. "Fuck you! I thought you might have calmed down by now but you really are a massive fucking prick aren't you?"
"A massive prick that you're still desperate for, aren't you? What, couldn't find one better so you thought you'd have a go at mine again?" Sirius was still approaching him, steps steady and sure, and Remus was shaking with anger. "Well, tough. Now go."
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"God look at you. Stuffed full in both holes. You love this, don't you?" James nodded and it only served to allow the ice to slip deeper - thinner now that it had melted slightly. Then a thought popped into Evan's head - unbidden but immediately it took root and he couldn't help but voice it. "Bet you'd like it the other way round too? Choking on my cock with ice shoved in your ass."
He hadn't meant it. It was meant to be a taunt - dirty talk. But James fucking nodded again.
Evan hadn't expected James to actually stop in again. He'd said he would, but he didn't hold out much hope.
But James does, and Evan finds a new way to heat up his cooling down.
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- Part 18 of Kinktober 2025
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Finally, Sirius couldn’t stand the suspense any longer. “It can’t possibly be that bad, Moons. What happened?”
James snickered as Remus covered his face and let out an anguished groan.
James took over in Remus’s embarrassed silence. “You know how I’ve been training Moons in gentle strengthening and functional movement? To help his Ehlers-Danlos?”
“Yeah. Obviously.”
Of course Sirius knew. He was the one who sent Remus the links with the data to support the recommendations after James’s source of “trust me, bro” was, unsurprisingly, ineffective. They’d been friends for a decade and still Prongs somehow didn’t know that the best way to bend Remus to his will was to give him peer-reviewed evidence.
“Well, I advanced him from hanging flutter kicks to knee raises, and suddenly…” James twitched and gasped in an imitation of…something. If Sirius didn’t know better, he’d think it was supposed to look like he came.
“What does that mean? What are you doing?”
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Sirius was exhausted, more than ready to fall asleep instantly, but as he wrapped his arms around Remus’ naked body, his brain stopped working momentarily. Remus, who usually slept with a shirt and joggers on, had once told Sirius he wanted to try something and the way to let him know he wanted it was that he’d go to bed without wearing anything at all.
Suddenly Sirius wasn’t as tired as he’d thought he was.
Kinktober day 11: Somnophilia
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James Potter is a good omega. He takes his suppressants religiously, and allows himself the one heat a year that will prevent permanent damage to his fertility. He's never shared a heat with an alpha before, holding out for the one who doesn't seem to ever look his way.
Regulus Black is a bad alpha. He's never had a rut before, and knows that it's because he's weak. Wrong. Not big enough, not bold enough, not brave enough. But there's an omega out there - someone who he scented once in passing and very nearly rutted over. He just doesn't think he'll find them again.
But even the best laid plans can go wrong, and James makes more than one mistake in planning his next heat. One brings Regulus to him - and the other keeps him there.
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