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    Silvergifting co-ruling Mordor for fun and aesthetics.

    Celebrimbor finds out Annatar is Tar-Mairon - the ruler of Mordor - but not that he's Sauron, and then they play commitment chicken about it. Be a decent person by my standards or I'm breaking up with you. Marry me or I won't be a decent person by your standards. Promise me you won't go to war with my friends and family or I won't marry you. etc etc etc.

    Both of them are at least half expecting the other to back out, because this is an insane person thing to do on both their parts, but because of that expectation, neither one does the backing out himself.

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    Jaskier as the Joyful Bard, the wine-lord, god of Happiness and Plenty. His domains are joy, song, drunkenness, and fertility. He is said to travel the continent in human form, singing bawdy songs for coin; tip him well and you'll be lucky in love, but if you scorn him you'll be drunk and alone all your days. That could just be a tale bards tell in hopes of being mistaken for him, though.

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    When Findaráto presents as an omega, it’s unexpected. Still, he has an alpha that loves him and will claim him. Until she doesn’t.

    His mother packs him off to be the second omega of a cousin he’s never met, and he expects it to be worse than anything he’s had to deal with in Tirion. Little does he know that, among the Aulendili, he may find more than he could have ever hoped for.

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    21 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Lissomelace once again creating timelines that beg for me to dig my teeth in and *warp* them

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    03 Feb 2023

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    this motherfucker got me into the silm fandom. i dont think its the first silm fic i ever read but it was the first silvergifting and it brought silm from "ive read it and i like the worldbuilding" to "i am reading silm fic every spare moment"

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    "Míriel has recovered herself," Indis said. "She has rested long and well in the Halls of Mandos, and misses now the craft of her hands, the light of the Trees—have I guessed right?"

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    16 Jun 2023

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    THE miriel. we love clothonono miriel in this house shes GREAT. she and indis deserve some yuri momence

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    Maedhros had never thought very hard about what leaving the Halls of Mandos would be like, because he had never expected to do it.

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    25 Aug 2023

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    i do love a russingon who were in fact fucking the whole time but this is an utterly hilarious option. had significant influence on my finrod characterization, actually

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    Caranthir is very good at complicated calculations.

    He is not at all good at recognizing dragon eggs when he sees them.

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    06 Dec 2023

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    this caranthir immediately became the caranthir who lives in my head