inquisitor_acorn (acornchild)
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A Life Owed by inquisitor_acorn (acornchild) for carnalapples
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games)
04 May 2024
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Lysette struggles with her faith as the Herald of Andraste proves herself to be just what the world needed. Then Haven crumbles to dust.
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The Ambassador's Plan by inquisitor_acorn (acornchild) for salt_orchestra
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games)
30 Dec 2022
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Josephine insists it would be a great idea to organise a small gift exchange at Skyhold to lift everyone's spirits. Inquisitor Nahari Lavellan is, predictably, assigned the one most difficult giftee.
Will her gift be enough for a man who seemingly knows everything? And will it be finished on time?
Meanwhile, Solas faces a problem of his own.
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Two Songs and Three Serpents by inquisitor_acorn (acornchild)
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games)
18 Feb 2022
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Life was not bad for a younger child of the seventh or eighth most important noble family in Ostwick. But times change, and Jonathan learned that the hard way.
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A really, really long answer to the question, "Why does Trevelyan know how to pick locks?"
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- Part 2 of The Inquisitor Trevelyan Story
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Winning the endurance game by inquisitor_acorn (acornchild) for kittimau
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Origins
26 Dec 2021
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The two of them had been dancing around each other for a while now. Maybe ever since the beginning, perhaps, all the way back when Zevran had found himself on the wrong end of Adair’s blades. But things were a little different now from what started as a plea for his life, soon turning into something a lot more careful, and a lot more exciting. And who could blame him – after all, what in the world could be more attractive than someone defeating you in combat?
And so, Zevran had a plan.
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Rogue in Redcliffe by inquisitor_acorn (acornchild)
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition
06 Oct 2021
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Varric is glad that the Inquisition is bent on a thorough exploration of Redcliffe, if only because it means he doesn't have to stare a bear in the nose for a few days. The relaxed headspace makes his mind prone to creativity however. Varric thinks he's found just the subject.
Written for the BYV Artober event. Day 4: Letters.
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- Part 4 of Assorted Prompts
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Assorted Prompts by inquisitor_acorn (acornchild)
Fandom: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition
06 Oct 2021
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Inquisitor after dark (not to be confused with dark!inquisitor AU) by inquisitor_acorn (acornchild)
Fandom: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition
02 Aug 2021
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- 5,633
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dark!inquisitor AU (not to be confused with inquisitor after dark AU) by inquisitor_acorn (acornchild)
Fandom: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition
07 Dec 2020
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- 1,059
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The Inquisitor Trevelyan Story by inquisitor_acorn (acornchild)
Fandom: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition
18 Feb 2022
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Harry and Draco are auror trainees, fighting for the top few spots in the program. By accident, Harry discovers a secret and twisted relationship between Draco and Theodore Nott, and Harry's hero complex can't resist making an appearance.
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Bookmarked by inquisitor_acorn (acornchild)
18 Sep 2025
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I Ain't Afraid Of No Bed by xalandrix for chiral_lesbian
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Jul 2025
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Ghostly sexual extortion is simply an occupational hazard in this line of work.
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Bookmarked by inquisitor_acorn (acornchild)
12 Sep 2025
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Fool Grin by andirigible
Fandoms: Horizon: Zero Dawn (Video Game), Horizon: Forbidden West (Video Game)
02 May 2022
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Morlund's invited to put on the biggest spectacle he's ever done, a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Abadund regrets agreeing; or, he would, if Morlund didn't have such a fool grin plastered on his fool face.
Companion piece to Sisters in Arms, but could be read on its own.
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- Part 3 of Sisters in Arms
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Bookmarked by inquisitor_acorn (acornchild)
18 Aug 2025
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This was just so sweet I can't
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One man's trash by Isntthatrightzach
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
21 Sep 2025
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Stepford's picture perfect track record and his shining reputation are ruined - the first and worst mistake of his life has left him at the side of the road, picking up trash, serving out his community service with 'probably the weirdest guy' in the town of Sweet Home, known troublemaker and jerk, Cameron.
Maybe the town's fallen sweetheart, crushed under the weight of expectations from a family and a world that demanded everything, can find a connection with its self proclaimed king of the junkyard, who the world failed over and over, and expected nothing from at all.
(Cam x Stepford, community service modern AU, angst and hurt comfort, eventual romance and smut.)
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- Part 5 of Trash and Trophy
Bookmarked by inquisitor_acorn (acornchild)
21 Jul 2025
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Let me go back to sleep, Stanley thinks to himself. I’m through with this reality. Let it be over.
Let me go back into the dream, let me continue pushing the buttons, please, it’s all I want.
I want my office, and my Narrator, and my bucket. All I want is my life exactly the way it’s always been.
My life isn’t, shouldn’t be, normal. I’m not normal. Everything is going to hell.
I am not okay.
(Or: Stanley wakes up from a strange dream... and finds himself in a waking nightmare instead.)
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Bookmarked by inquisitor_acorn (acornchild)
18 Jun 2025