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    Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy never intended to blow up their life's work, but that's rather what they've gone and done. Now they're trapped 200 years in the past, with a broken Time Turner, a missing snuff box, a handful of overly-eligible daughters, and a House-elf in a cable knit cardigan. It will require the combined power of their keen intellects to get them home, if they'd stop arguing long enough to use them.
    As it turns out, history is just one damned accident after another.

    For fans of Harry Potter, Jane Austen, and Connie Willis, a historical romantic comedy all about time, and getting the hell out of it.

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    05 Sep 2025

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    After three years of dating, Ron admits he cheated on Hermione for two of those years with Daphne Greengrass--and Harry knew all about it. Reeling from the betrayal by her friends and family, Hermione must rebuild her life and discover new bonds with an unlikely group including Theo Nott, Blaise Zabini, and Pansy Parkinson.

    What happens when Draco Malfoy, her first and deepest love, suddenly reappears in Hermione's life and she finds that her feelings have only grown deeper with time?

    OR: Hermione and Draco secretly dated at Hogwarts, he left after his trial, and now he's returned to win her back.

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    17 Aug 2025

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    The broken parts of his personality stain across polished wooden floors, slipping through his fingers like sand, like blood, when he tries to force the jagged edges of himself into something that looks like a person.

    The most he ever manages is the roughened, snarling shape of a maddened dog.

    And some days, it’s even less than that.

    He survives.

    It’s enough.

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    18 Mar 2024

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    The Cult of the Black God has succumbed to Mother Miranda's cruelty, and Chris Redfield goes rogue with a select team to investigate, determined to clean up the mess the BSAA created and tried to cover up. Leaving behind his old life in the middle of the night, he falls back into the familiar world of chaos and violence with a singular goal in mind-- wipe out the Mold, once and for all.

    Leon S. Kennedy, who is not at all supposed to be in Romania, has his own goal alongside helping Ethan Winters find his daughter. Leon is here find Chris Redfield and make sure they never split up again.

    Honestly? Leon and Chris are getting a little tired of having to learn that lesson so many times.

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    19 Jul 2023

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    Hades places one hand over Zag’s head, careful to make the touch soft, barely noticeable. He doubts he’s ever done this, pat his son on the head. Or touched him at all in a manner that did not hurt him. Not in years at least.

    (I’m sorry, he does not say.)

    With his other hand, he snaps his fingers.

    Or: Zagreus is cursed to forget each time he dies.

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    10 Jun 2023