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A Very Cheesy Meet-Cute by YouAreNeverTooOld for pectinouscube
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
17 Feb 2025
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"At this point another figure enters my field of view. An immaculately groomed man in a three-piece suit, who looks like he'd be more at home in the first class lounge than out here with us motley crew. He's staring at cheese guy, which, fair. But not in a "what a loud and obnoxious person" sort of way - which I might expect from someone who looks like he does. More in a flustered, stupefied, stopped-in-my-tracks-by-beauty sort of way. Well. This could get a whole lot more interesting."
An airport meet-cute featuring a delayed flight, an emotional support goat, a bottle of wine, and some cheese. Actually, a LOT of cheese...
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[Podfic] Bazlow's Hierarchy of Needs by YouAreNeverTooOld
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
18 Jun 2024
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Dev leans in and murmurs as sotto voce as he’s capable, “So, to recap. You come in with Gareth the nob. You meet Simon the beautiful barkeep. You somehow figure out Simon’s schedule…”
“Trial and error…” I mumble.
“Ever the empiricist,” he says fondly. “And then you haunt this stool and manage to, at the very least, exchange names and develop a usual. Am I missing any important details?”
Baz, in dire need of a wingman, has dragged Dev across town for a drink. But will he heed Dev's sage advice, or will he ignore him and trust in his own disasterously awkward flirting game?
I suspect you all know the answer to that ;)
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[Podfic] mon coeur qui bat by YouAreNeverTooOld
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
14 May 2024
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All Simon wanted was a safe place to sleep, so why is he suddenly with Baz? And why is Baz calling him Paddington?!
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Take a Walk on the Wild Slice by thatdisabledprincess, YouAreNeverTooOld
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
28 Mar 2024
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It's almost time to be heading back to school for their final year at Watford. Dev & Niall drag Baz off for a night out at a new pizza place as a treat, because it has, according to the internet, a Very Hot Mascot.
Meanwhile, Simon has managed to find himself a job to while away the tedious hours of summer. It's not ideal, but fortunately no-one from school will ever see him dressed as a ridiculous slice of pizza. Right?
Pizza, pining, and plotting ensue; all combined with a healthy side serving of friends helping you realise what's actually important.
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[Podfic] Where Did the Party Go? by YouAreNeverTooOld
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
02 Jan 2024
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Baz ducks into a quiet room to briefly escape the party, and finds something - or rather someone - much more interesting
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Something I Can Handle by facewithoutheart for shrekgogurt
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
07 Oct 2025
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When Simon gets sentenced to treatment after the self defense murder of his father, Baz sends a letter. Simon does more than write back. The second he’s released, he shows up on Baz’s doorstep.
Bookmarked by YouAreNeverTooOld
08 Oct 2025
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Crossing The Line by firb (f_ing_ruthless_baz)
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
16 Feb 2019
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Baz was slightly alarmed when he returned to his room in the evening and discovered that there was only one bed. Simon’s bed.
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Bookmarked by YouAreNeverTooOld
08 Oct 2025
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As Anyone With Warm Blood Can by facewithoutheart for cutekilla
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
03 Oct 2025
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When Baz catches his fiancé mid-cheat, he doesn’t expect to find himself flying across the Atlantic two months later to see him again.
Wait, wait, wait. Not his ex! EW. Never again. No, Baz flies to Texas to see the man his ex FUCKED, Simon Snow, which is much more normal!!! Okay, maybe not, but there's just something about a man who'll hit on you while also holding your ex down to make sure you have time to pack your Paddington Bear.
Baz can't help being intrigued. So intrigued, in fact, he’d wrastle an alligator for a chance to get to know the man and, based on what Simon does for a living, he might just have to.
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Bookmarked by YouAreNeverTooOld
06 Oct 2025
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You Exist To Torture Me by RoyalAsstronaut
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
15 Aug 2021
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It's Simon and Baz's last year at Watford and Simon is being absolutely infuriating about it, as usual.
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Bookmarked by YouAreNeverTooOld
30 Sep 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
The one where Simon makes slime with Mordelia
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Light Me Up by WarriorBeeoftheSea for firb (f_ing_ruthless_baz)
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
04 Oct 2019
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“Do you want me to pull back?”
"No. I want to look at the stars.”
“I’m pulling back,” he says.
And then he does. It feels like the tide going out—if the tide were made of heroin and fire."Bookmarked by YouAreNeverTooOld
28 Sep 2025