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    San has royally screwed up this time; he figured that telling his friends a little white lie (that he'd finally gotten a boyfriend) would be harmless. He just wants them to get off his back for a little while. Unfortunately for him, Wooyoung, Hongjoong, Yunho, and Seonghwa have been planning a couple's vacation - and now San finds himself and his "boyfriend" invited along with no way to get out of it.

    Stuck between a rock and a hard place, and running out of time to secure a "boyfriend," San asks his coworker (and his crush) Yeosang to do him a little favor - one he'll repay, of course. To his surprise, Yeosang agrees, and then they're whisked off for the weekend on a vacation where they have to put on a show for San's friends. What could possibly go wrong?

    Except, San really didn't think any of this through - how was he supposed to know that they'd have to hold hands, kiss, and even share a bed? This whole vacation really isn't good for San's heart.

     

     

    The belief that the reason of my existence is you. - Taemin: "Pansy"

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    12 Nov 2022

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    Jimin wasn’t sure how it happened.

    What insane part of his brain led him to jerking off with his roommates, watching porn together, in the same bed, more than once.

    He knew it was his own fault, though, when he didn’t shut his door on the day Yoongi walked in on him.

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    24 Jul 2022

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    Stiles had his entire Seven Years of Hogwarts all planned out:

    Prank and Prank Hard.
    Woo Lydia Martin.
    Avoid detention and Potions at all cost.
    Have crazy fun.

    Enter brooding werewolf to send this plan to the bottom of the Black Lake.

     

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    14 Oct 2015

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    So far, college has taught Stiles three things:

    1) Eight am classes are cruel and unusual and should be avoided at all costs, even if it means having to enroll in something truly hideous instead, like Econ 101.

    2) Dorm security is just as tight as Stiles’ orientation leader had promised it would be, and the dude guarding Scott’s dorm in particular does not respond well to bribes.

    3) Mrs. McCall clearly had no clue what she was talking about when she’d insisted that Scott and Stiles needed to branch out and room with strangers, so it’s all her fault that Scott ended up with a total dick of a roommate and Stiles got stuck all the way across campus with some guy who has a girlfriend two towns over and is thus never around.

     

    Or, the one where pledge brothers Stiles and Scott start a prank war with Derek Hale's fraternity.

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    25 Sep 2015

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    “Shit, Der.” Stiles shivers. “You promise when we get to the room—”
    “I’m going to lock the door, undress you, and make up for every minute of the past six weeks.” Derek grins when Stiles’s pupils blow wide with lust. “And we’re in the chapel, so you know I’m not lying.”
    “Forgive us, Father,” Stiles mutters, and grabs Derek’s hand. “For we are about to sin so hard.”
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    For the past four years Derek and Stiles have been roommates at St. Cecilia’s Catholic Boarding School. For the past two years, they have been secret lovers. Now, as senior year dawns, one boy begins to seriously consider coming out, while the other feels pressured by church and family to deny his identity.
    There’s also some Romeo and Juliet, a lot of fluff, a heap of angst, and Jeff Davis as a priest, because... reasons.
    In short, it’s the bare: the rock opera/Teen Wolf mashup that just wouldn’t get out of my head.

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    21 Sep 2015