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  1. Public Bookmark 66

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    My take on a batjokes au, aka an ever-increasing monument to my dwindling sanity.

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    12 Oct 2025

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    “Congratulations, you just finished puberty.”
    Clark blinked. Then he blinked again. “What?”
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    Being forced to reexamine every aspect of his life because the unholy brainchild of Lex Luthor and Poison Ivy unlocked an entirely new section of his biology was not on Clark’s bucket list. Which was good, because Clark wasn’t going to do that. It wasn’t that big of a deal, really! He was fine, everything was fine, and things would go back to normal sooner or later. Honestly, things would already be pretty normal if it wasn’t for Clark’s newfound desire to maul his best friend.

    Bruce, meanwhile, has a bite on his neck, an unrequited crush, and hundreds of pages of Kryptonian documents that needed translating. Oh, and eight kids who are maybe a little too good at meddling.
    Everyone else is just along for the ride.

    Featuring: Copious blankets, platonic intimacy, the Justice League being surprisingly functional, sex pollen (now with 200% less sex!), Kansas typical repression, pillow forts, rebar, romantic intimacy, Batfam typical shenanigans, untranslatable words (coming to a dead alien language near you!), and the fictional concept of Omegaverse, which is also here for some reason.

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    27 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    this is so peak

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    When Xuanzang spotted the bundle of monkey skins dangling from the trapper’s pack, his first instinct was to flinch. But his second was to catch the man’s arm and say, urgently, “Your pardon, honored sir. Would it be possible to ask you a few questions about your line of work?”

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    Tripitaka acquires a manual entitled "On the Training of Monkeys." Bizarrely, this does not backfire on him.

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    22 Feb 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    THEM!!!!

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    Tord is tossed in prison for a crime he didn't commit.
    A reunion with his friends shouldn't drudge up anything, right?

    AKA Clone Tord Theory is good. Let’s expand on it and make it really gay.

    NOW COMPLETE!

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    29 Nov 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    THE BEST THING EVER!!!!!!!!!

  5. Public Bookmark 9

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    16 Nov 2024