Too Lazy (Toolazy25)
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There Was a House in New Orleans by Too Lazy (Toolazy25)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series), American Horror Story: Coven
04 Oct 2022
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"Be Prepared to enter a world stranger than you have ever imagined, the world of witchcraft, magic, ritual."- Behemoth by Perturbator.
Charlie left Hell to try and contain the chaos and spiral of suffering that her father let loose when he orchastrated the Great Depression in 1929. However, suffering, loss, war, and love were all things she would come to know at the hands of two individuals far more familiar with magic, power, bloodlust, and murder.
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It has been decades since your last victory together. Since you stood by his side.
He’s had quite the difficult time following you after your departure. But now, as old friends become your enemies, Astarion thinks it is time you return to him—where you belong.
The only thing that has ever, truly, satisfied him.- Language:
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25 Sep 2024
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no grave can hold my body down, i'll crawl home to her by TheWitchBtch
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
06 Jun 2024
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The memory of clawing his way out of his own grave was among the worst he'd collected over his long life. He'd never imagined being turned would lead to nearly two hundred years of enslavement at the hands of a cruel master; but then again, he'd never even imagined being turned in the first place. All of his days as a spawn had blurred together, so much the same as they were in their infinite torment and shadow.
Until, one day, they weren't.
He knew one thing for certain, though.
If he had to do it all over again, crawl from his grave and live another two centuries of endless night, he would without question.
For after the darkness, he would come to find the light. He would come to find you.
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09 Jun 2024
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You've been jilted by Wyll - the man who you thought was your knight in shining armor. He's left you with the entire weight of Baldur's Gate on your shoulders, as you grapple with the potential of an impending power void.
Astarion, the ascended vampire lord, is always the opportunist. He is hungry for power... but didn't expect to be hungry for you.
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07 Jun 2024
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As the first of your kind to enroll at NRU, you face more than enough adversity - and attitude - every time you step outside, but it's nothing you can't handle. You've never backed down, and you're not about to let a few hundred immature boys derail your dreams. But when your repeated bad luck starts to taste like sabotage, you're determined to figure out who's responsible and make them regret crossing you. No matter where the thread of danger and dark magic leads.
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29 Dec 2023
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Detective Jade Leech has seen more murder victims than he would like to count. But the brutality of his latest case bothers him more than usual, and for the first time, he may need to start asking himself why.
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- Part 1 of Monsters in the Closet
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13 Sep 2023