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Do Traders Dream of Llamacanthropy? by FountainPenguin for TimeToCommitCrimes
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
09 Sep 2025
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“Do you have a hickey?” Cleo asks him, point-blank. What? Mumbo stutters out a laugh. He scritches at his neck, which maybe wasn’t the best move, just because it leaves a smudge of redstone he didn’t quite wipe off his thumb.
“Ah… No. That’s an old scar. Long time ago.”
Mumbo, Cleo, and the topic of teeth.
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- Part 22 of 🍹 Roundabout [Misc. MCYT]
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the interview(s) by anoplodesmus_saussurii for TimeToCommitCrimes
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
08 Sep 2025
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PEARL: Right. We’re going around asking questions to everyone else. For fun.
BIGB: Uhuh. No other malicious reason, I’m sure.
PEARL: ‘Scuse you? You’re one of us too.
BIGB: Never said I wasn’t.
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the nosy neighbours, in line with their name, go around interviewing the various participants of limited life.
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- Part 2 of creative life works!
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Goodbye, My Friend by digitaljester for TimeToCommitCrimes
Fandoms: Naked and Afraid SMP | No Armor Hardcore SMP
07 Sep 2025
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Jaron grieves the loss of his friend Blooh.
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My love, can you teach me to be real? by harris_parris for TimeToCommitCrimes
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
31 Aug 2025
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Squiddo never understood human emotions, much less the concept of "love". It's not like she had anyone in the first place.
That was until she locked eyes with purple, did she finally get it.
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Ash never understood the need to find love these days. There's no room for mistakes in the apocalypse after all, and humans always makes mistakes.
That was until he locked eyes with mismatched orange and red, did he regret ever knowing it.
Ashswag, Squiddo, and love.
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- Part 3 of Exchange shenanigans
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Clear Blue Skies (That I’m Drowning in.) by LostInThe_Void for TimeToCommitCrimes
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
13 Aug 2025
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Jevin groaned as he pushed himself up, the rough wood beneath his hands close to giving him a splinter, if he moved the wrong way. He narrowed his eyes, squinting against the harsh sunlight. His head ached, but it didn’t take him very long to remember what happened and he shot up.
“Welcome back, sleeping beauty!” False yelled, accusing Jevin to turn and see her holding the door closed, against the pounding on the door outside. “How nice of you to join us!”
OR; the mission doesn’t exactly go as planned, now they’re stuck in enemy territory
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- Part 1 of Rebellion
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Soda Pop by kai_ros for TimeToCommitCrimes
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
03 Aug 2025
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Suddenly, as if the strangers moved at super speed, they were out of the boats and lined up. And— posing. It was on cue and everything. Grian let out a noise of confusion that was then mirrored by everyone else.
Then the music started, volume increasing and very upbeat. Scar exchanged a look with Grian who looked baffled.
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
HeyOR: i .. wrote something
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miscommunications in the field of education by Ria_Writes_Stuff for TimeToCommitCrimes
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
06 Jul 2025
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Professor Craft will tell you everything and anything about his life, from his pets to his plans to sweet snippets of his adored husband, Tee. The only thing he *won't* tell you, is what he looks like.
Professor Blade will tell you nothing about anything that isn't class related - you know he's married and he's mentioned his dogs one (1) time.
When someone uploads a picture of the two kissing, surely nothing can go wrong
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- Part 7 of MCYTBLR AU Fest 2025 collection (:
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do you know how many sewing machines i've had thrown at me? by Ria_Writes_Stuff for TimeToCommitCrimes
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
22 Jun 2025
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"Okay- so just to summarise for the sake of efficiency- you caught the criminal, heard him out, agreed with his motives, and then he got arrested by someone else, you escaped, and now you want us to stage a jailbreak and then free him entirely." Techno's face was flat and his voice more monotone than usual as he spoke, rubbing his eyes much in the same way Phil had.
"Uh- well it sounds bad when you say it like that-" Tommy winced, rubbing the back of his neck, "But anyway - are you in?"
Techno gestured down to himself, where he was wearing a rather gaudy silver and gold suit, "Do you think I'm wearing this for fun? You're lucky I did a stint on one of the US ships last year, you know how many sewing machines I've had thrown at me because I went to wardrobe asking for a period appropriate costume an hour before I was meant to leave?" Techno paused, "Two. Which isn't a lot, but it was highly alarming both times."
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Techno, Tommy and Phil go to Space Canada to catch a criminal. It does not go well
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- Part 21 of MCYTBLR AU Fest 2025 collection (:
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Cyberpunk Jevin's on the prowl... look out!
[Artwork for MCYTblr AU Fest 25]
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Risky Capture Incident by Destinys_Dragon for TimeToCommitCrimes
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
09 May 2025
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A couple Hermits of your choice failing to do a task that doesn't require very many people at all (ex: changing a lightbulb) and calling in support. Who then call in more support. Who then call in more—max out the amount of cooks in that kitchen!
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iJevin's Guide to Surviving in Exile by kuruasu for TimeToCommitCrimes
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
19 Apr 2025
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If you've just been exiled to the farlands by the Poe-Poe, here is what you need to do:
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- Part 1 of Count them by the hundreds
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Creatures Such as We by lightningskys for TimeToCommitCrimes
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
26 Mar 2025
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Pearl laughs. Shrugs. Looks at Scar with her sharpened teeth and her wild hair and her red red hood to match her red red axe. She grins.
“Would you like to help me kill someone, Scar?”
The part of Scar’s brain that should be focusing on plausible deniability and contingency plans is suspiciously but blissfully quiet.
“Yeah, okay,” he says.
or: Scar spends a night running alongside Pearl’s pack of monsters
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The Palace by MimiHylea for TimeToCommitCrimes
Fandoms: Jewish Scripture & Legend, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
15 Mar 2025
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A fusion of the Biblical story of Daniel with two Greek folktales: “Androcles and the Lion” and “The Lion and the Mouse". Part 3 of 3.
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- Part 3 of The Lion and the Prophet
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The Cavern by MimiHylea for TimeToCommitCrimes
Fandoms: Jewish Scripture & Legend, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
14 Mar 2025
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A fusion of the Biblical story of Daniel with two Greek folktales: “Androcles and the Lion” and “The Lion and the Mouse". Part 2 of 3.
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- Part 2 of The Lion and the Prophet
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Fandom Graphic Grab Bag by MimiHylea for TimeToCommitCrimes
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
13 Mar 2025
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The Forest by MimiHylea for TimeToCommitCrimes
Fandoms: Jewish Scripture & Legend, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
13 Mar 2025
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A fusion of the Biblical story of Daniel with two Greek folktales: “Androcles and the Lion” and “The Lion and the Mouse". Part 1 of 3.
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- Part 1 of The Lion and the Prophet
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Candles in Charon Castle by TheSilverSeeker for TimeToCommitCrimes
Fandoms: Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon
28 Nov 2024
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"Setsuna-mama?"
"Yes, Hotaru dear?"
"...If we ever had to go back to our planets, could we still celebrate Hanukkah?"
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LaurenZside Witchcraft Fanart by JayDoragon for TimeToCommitCrimes
Fandoms: WitchCraft SMP
26 Oct 2024
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Fanart of lauren's witchcraft character, gift
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"It was nice knowing you Phil," Techno patted the avian's shaking shoulder, ignoring the high pitched wheezing of the other, "We're gonna die so young, our plans of world domination all for naught."
"So fucked," Phil repeated, cackling, "Oh sweet Death, we're gonna be stuck on paperwork for months."
In which Technoblade and Philza, great emperors of the Antarctic Empire, get stuck waiting out a blizzard.
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A Warden!False design.