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The DILF Book Club by SisyphusRising
Fandoms: Twilight (Movies), Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
30 Jul 2022
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Charlie Swan is an average man.
He's an average man in an average town, maintaining an average, comfortable life for himself and his teenage daughter.
That being said, Charlie doesn't understand why a young gorgeous doctor keeps asking him out for coffee.
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25 Oct 2025
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A serial killer begins stalking Will with “love notes” and clues left on dead bodies. This irks Hannibal, who quite frankly intends to seduce Will with *his* hot darkness and doesn’t care for competition! Cue season 1 friends to lovers with jealous!Hannibal 🥰
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It started out as a joke. There was no way Beverly could have known she would end up being right about the Café. Now Will was stuck playing host to the most dangerous group of regulars in the area, and he was about to catch the eye of the most dangerous out of them.
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Will owns a café, and killers love it.Fic Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7dI9fWQq0Ha3lyXRGDdbiE?si=jPjuFKOqRPSSFW3Gl6-P2w
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'Alone this Yuletide? Irritated with prying and nosey family members?
I am an out of work blacksmith currently trying to make my way by any means necessary that does not involve my resorting to thievery (prisons are most uncomfortable, I've unfortunate first hand experience). However, if you would like me to be your strictly platonic companion for any social function, but have me pretend that we are in a serious courtship, so as to torment your family and ward off unwanted suitors then I am more than obliging...'
After becoming increasingly irritated by overtures of romance from various Shire residents following the death of his mother four years ago, Bilbo is more than ready to resort to desperate measures. That is, up to and including pretending to be in a serious relationship with a certain surly blacksmith currently inhabiting the Bindbale Woods.
It's a good idea after all; all they have to do is pretend to be in love over the Yuletide period and Bilbo's family and suitors will surely leave him alone after that. It's perfect! And nothing can possibly go wrong, right? Certainly nothing as preposterous as falling for one another for real...
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18 Sep 2025
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tiny Hobbits by ara_the_jedi, ara_the_jedi (orphan_account)
Fandom: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
14 Oct 2017
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fauntlings, little ones, small Bagginses, poor babies, these are just a few of the many things to call Bilbo Baggins' "nephews." the dwarves, however, call them tiny Hobbits.
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