TheSnarkLord
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You were supposed to destroy the Sith, not join their stupid pop-punk band!
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- Part 10 of Fanmixes
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Some songs for the Boy Who Lived.
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- Part 9 of Fanmixes
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A playlist for the Junior Birdman of the Avengers.
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It's not easy being a depressed college student who sees ghosts and can't decide whether revenge killing is justified...
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- Part 8 of Fanmixes
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Reasons Steve Rogers Is Trying Not to Cry During Karaoke Night by TheSnarkLord
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
15 Dec 2016
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(or; You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you.)
The latest Avengers team-building event is karaoke night. Steve Rogers, preoccupied with the search for Bucky, finds that some of the lyrics hit a little too close to home.
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Fanmixes by TheSnarkLord
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Daredevil (TV), Dead Poets Society (1989), Hamlet - Shakespeare, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Jessica Jones (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Much Ado About Nothing - Shakespeare, Punisher (Comics), SHAKESPEARE William - Works, Star Wars - All Media Types
20 Jun 2018
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"I like girls," Henry says defensively.
Barnaby can only grin. "Of course you do, they're one of God's creatures. But you wouldn't come all this way to ask me about a girl." He moves a little closer, the caps of their knees near to touching. "What's his name?"
An unexpected visitor winds up in Barnaby's garden, only this time he isn't here to throw fists.
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29 Oct 2025
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Whatever I say, whatever I sing,
Whatever I do, that heart shall see
That I shall serve with heart loving
That loving heart that loveth me
- Unknown Poet, c. 1500An Amorous Adventures + Capon’s Champion DLC redux romp staged during a joust and narrated via three alternating POVs: Lord Capon, Henry, and Karolina. Silly and sad in turns. (Mostly silly, though.)
Formerly titled "Fortune Favors the Bold" until Warhorse beat me across the Hansry catchphrase finish line fair and square.
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28 Oct 2025
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Feel me, completer, down to my core
Open my heart and let it bleed onto yours
Feeding on fever, down all fours
Show you what all that howl is for
- TV on the Radio, Wolf Like Me- Words:
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26 Oct 2025
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Hans doesn’t do it to spite Hanush. That’s just an additional pleasure.
Or: All roads lead to Constantinople.
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26 Oct 2025
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you're not coming along for this one by bohemias_best_boarhunter
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
31 Aug 2025
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“I’m sorry, sir. I’m going, and that’s that.” Henry slipped his arm free from Hans’ grip and turned to go, when thwack, it felt like he had walked headfirst into a solid wooden beam. Henry bent over clutching his throbbing cheekbone and caught a glimpse of Hans’ clenched fists at his sides.
“Did you just fucking punch me?”
“Yes, and I’ll do it again if you don’t listen to me.”
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Henry wants to leave Hans behind for a short, but dangerous mission. Hans is not happy about it.Hansryweek - Day 2 - Parallels/Intersections
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- Part 2 of hansryweek25
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25 Oct 2025