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    A tale as old as comics, someone was bitten by a Spider, dressed up in Spandex and went out to save the world as best they can.
    This, is the tale of Penny Parker. Her story, a little similar, a little new, but all amazing.

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    01 Oct 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 12

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    09 Aug 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 18

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    Reed Richards, the most (and only) elastic genius in the world, is stretched to the limit with his workload and decides that hiring some help might be his best (and only) option. Enter Penny Parker, a.k.a. The Amazing Arachnid, an eager yet in-over-her-head senior who just needs some internship hours to graduate.

    Tasked with getting coffee, helping interdimensional experiments, and decoding Reed’s poorly labeled files, Penny quickly learns that brilliance and common sense don’t always go hand in hand.

    But what happens when a mutual agreement of compliance becomes a found family finding one more member?

    (Loosely inspired by Spectacular Spider-Man and my home-brewed delusions)

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    08 Aug 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 94

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    Violet Hawke wanted nothing more than to be a Bug Pokemon Trainer, but with how people viewed those types all she got was ridicule until the day she bumped into the local Professor. Now on a journey, she tries to make her goal a reality, but with an Organization coming out of the shadows she has to decide just how much she’s willing to risk to realize her goal.

    Disclaimer: I don’t own Pokemon, I only own Violet Hawke as my OC.

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    20 Mar 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    Spunky Survivor, Rayne Gustavson, chronicles her adventures on a Island, where she shares the terrain with prehistoric beasts. She must fight, build, learn, and along the way, she'll make plenty of dinosaur friends. But can she escape from the mysterious "Ark"?

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    07 Feb 2025