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    Ghost is motionless, staring down at John's outstretched hand like he's trying to recall on which page of How to Behave Like a Real Human in Polite Society he’s previously seen the gesture.

    Before things can get awkward, John turns the aborted handshake into a jovial, manly sort of punch to Ghost’s shoulder. It's rather like how he imagines it would be to hit an adult moose, both in the physical sensation and in the frisson of anticipated danger it elicits. Gamely, he says, “Truck’s just about set, sir. Glad to be working with you.”

    Ghost’s eyes flick up to John’s face, and then higher, to his hair. He frowns.

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    Two idiots are assigned to an ambulance. They fall in love.

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    06 Oct 2025

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    When asking Reddit for advice on a fun surprise for Robby during their anniversary road trip, Dennis forgets to specify that he is also a man, so all the responses are very femme coded. This ends up being more than fine.

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    04 Oct 2025

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    When Simon took a job as a police officer following his honorable discharge from the military he never would have assume anything particularly fantastic would happen. He never would have assume anything really, but becoming a security guard for his small hometown college was that absolute /last/ thing he would have thought of. It was easy which was a nice change of pace. Something simple to off set long horrid missions that left his blood pumping loudly in his ears for weeks at a time.

    He also would have never assumed he would meet the absolute most talkative Scottish brat on campus. Or that, that same Scottish brat would come barreling towards him smile plastered to his face everyday. And he too damn socially awkward to say anything about it, besides sometimes it pulls a smile to his lip and Simon has a hard time pinpointing how exactly that makes him feel.

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    30 Sep 2025

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    “Took ye long enough. Almost thought ye were gonna leave me hangin’.” A deep voice chuckles.
    A familiar deep voice, words thick with that recognizable lilt. It’s a voice he’d know anywhere, given that he spends most of his days with it murmuring nonsense in his ears, either over comms or in person.
    The warmth spreading through Ghost’s veins turns to ice as he freezes in place.
    No fucking way. It can’t be.

    Or: Ghost shows up to an anonymous hookup and finds a naked and blindfolded Johnny waiting for him. His sergeant is completely unaware of just who he's arranged to meet, and Ghost has to make a choice, between what's right, and what he so desperately wants.

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    24 Sep 2025

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    “Her body’s convinced it's making milk for a calf and it’s not going to let it out for anything but.” Kate had said. “I think your only real choice is to give her biology what it wants - this isn’t going away until she’s bred up and nursing.”

    Heifer Soap is having trouble with her milk. She's having trouble with a few other things too, but it starts with her stubborn, milk-swollen teats refusing to so much as leak.

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    24 Sep 2025

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