Tharapita
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5 Times Sparda Didn’t Understand Human Food, and One Time he Did by Tharapita
Fandoms: Devil May Cry
16 Apr 2025
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Sparda doesn't have human tastebuds, but eats human food. For the most time, it’s difficult to tell that Sparda has a unique tongue. However, as Eva gradually gets to know him, it becomes more and more apparent.
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- Part 4 of Human History Side Stories
- Part 6 of Sparda’s Lifestory
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So What Did You Get up to This Year? by Tharapita
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
24 Jan 2025
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Winters at Kaer Morhen are mostly filled with repairing the barely-clinging-on castle and just recovering from the year on the Path. And readying themselves for the next year. But it gets dark early, and the nights are long and cold alone. Especially when, that far up in the Kaedweni mountains, the blizzards roll in and even a Witcher has to stay inside by the fire or freeze to death. And, well, what's a group of men to do when confined inside to sit beside the fire? They tell stories of course.
The four remaining Wolf Witchers sit together and tell each other a story from their year.
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Will Graham is not the Angel's name, but the Angel likes to pretend it is, and so feel closer to the human He is intrigued by. As a Seraphim, He is not supposed to even know about the existence of one Hannibal Lecter, let alone be obsessed with him. But Will just can't help himself.
He Falls from Heaven, right into Hannibal's lap. And that's only the beginning of his troubles.
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Barbenheimer - Only at the BFI Imax 25th July 2023 by Tharapita
Fandoms: Barbie (Movie 2023), Oppenheimer (Movie 2023), Barbenheimer - Fandom
28 Jul 2023
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During 'Barbie' (2023) Margot Robbie Barbie tears reality a lot. Like a lot a lot. Enough that two characters from completely different films could actually meet. Although it'd take more than that. It'd take - oh I don't know - their Destinies to be Entangled due to millions of memes or something.....
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We're History by Tharapita
Fandoms: Atun-Shei Films (YouTube), Checkmate Lincolnites! (Web Series), Ghosts (TV 2019), Frozen '50s Man (Web Series), VVitchfinder General (Web Series)
27 Jun 2023
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Andy has had enough of his house being taken over by his doppelgangers from various historical periods, and devises an ingenious plan to get them all out for a week. Finding a quaint British BnB online - far FAR away from him - he ships Billy Yank, Johnny Reb, Dick Jett, the VVitchfinder General and Leif Erickson off for a week.
Meanwhile, Alison and Mike are blissfully unaware of the extra chaos on top of the normal chaos that is about to descend on them.
If you're fandom blind to either fandom I've put a summary of both fandoms in the pre-chapter notes.
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Sparda’s Lifestory by Tharapita
Fandom: Barbie as The Princess and the Pauper (2004), Devil May Cry
16 Apr 2025
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I’ve written a lot about Sparda throughout his life so here it all is in chronological order. Some of it’s silly, some of it’s serious, all of it’s canon in my heart.
- Words:
- 144,515
- Works:
- 8
- Bookmarks:
- 3
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Human History Side Stories by Tharapita
Fandom: Barbie as The Princess and the Pauper (2004), Devil May Cry
16 Apr 2025
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A collection of one-shots taking place within the world of Human History
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- 13,183
- Works:
- 4
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DMC 0 - the Sparda prequel. Watch as Sparda changes from a selfish, power hungry Demon Lord and right hand of Demon Emperor Mundus to the defender of humanity. Follow him as he changes and meets a wide range of people, as they fight epic battles together in a years long war that culminates in the final defeat of Mundus, and the separating of the Human World and Hell.
- Words:
- 123,427
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 2
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Dante has had some really awful moments in his life. Thankfully though, Morrison is more than just his information broker. He's his friend, and friends will do a lot for each other.
- Words:
- 7,138
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 11
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Antics Happen When Two Sons of Sparda Are Left Alone in Hell by Tharapita
Fandom: Devil May Cry
31 Jan 2021
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You leave the Sparda twins alone for 5 minutes and you get wacky hijinks. Leave them alone for god-knows-how-long and they're in Hell? You get antics. And lots of them.
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- 2,019
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 8
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Wretched and Precious by Thestarvedghost
Fandoms: X-Men (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies), X-Men (Comicverse)
05 Jan 2025
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Nostalgia is hell of a drug, a morphine drip when the world is trying to kill you.
It’s funny, in a horrible way, the way the world is now. Victor was always curious to see what everyone would be like, with their fears bubbling to the surface, with their blood on their hands. Everyone would be dead, it turns out.
Curiosity killed the cat, he thinks bitterly.
The X-Men are dead. Logan was dead. He’s been dead for 552 days, give or take a few.
He knows how Logan kills, though. He knows that animal. And it sounded like Logan, albeit more messy. It could be him. Logan was so hard to kill, just like him. He might be back.
Victor missed his birthday last year. And this year.
Standing up, Victor makes a decision. He’s always been good at finding Logan.
(Logan 2017 but Victor Creed is there)
Series
- Part 1 of From Eden
Bookmarked by Tharapita
16 Jun 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Perfect. I cried through almost every moment and had to finish it in one sitting. Perfect.
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It was one thing to fear him, for the man was violent and raving mad. It was one thing to rage at him, for he'd killed what little Boyd could still sparsely call his friends. But to want him? To feel the lust pooling in his belly, dark and wanton, while the man dreamt obscenities on human flesh out loud? To feel his traitorous body react to that?
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Something of an alternate ending to the movie.
Bookmarked by Tharapita
19 Dec 2024
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only you can make me (scream and beg for more) by yellow_crayon
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Wolverine (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
14 Sep 2024
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“Oh, hello there, Johnny,” Deadpool waved a katana at Rogers, “see, sweetums, I told you he’d live. T'was but a flesh wound.”
“Let me handle this,” Logan said to Captain America as he weaved his way through the pileup of taxis and cracked pavement. People shoved and screamed, running past him in the opposite direction.
“That’s right, yeah, my babygirl’s an Avenger,” Wade yelled at a headless corpse, pausing to blow a few kisses Logan’s way. “Hi, pookums. So proud, look at him go. Light of my life and fire of my loins. Tightest fucking pussy in all of the multiver–”
Logan lobbed a sizable chunk of concrete at his head.
Post Movie. They move in together. Logan joins the Avengers for rent money. There's a pregnancy scare and an inter-dimensional kidnapping.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 20,612
- Chapters:
- 7/9
- Comments:
- 593
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- Bookmarks:
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Bookmarked by Tharapita
03 Dec 2024
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In the Shadow of Death by ProbablyImpossible
Fandoms: Il buono il brutto il cattivo | The Good The Bad and The Ugly (1966), Per qualche dollaro in più | For a Few Dollars More (1965)
18 Jan 2024
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After the gunfight at Sad Hill, Tuco is left stranded in the desert once again. Only this time he's not alone; Angel Eyes is back from the dead with a taste for human flesh, and what’s worse, he has Tuco’s half of the gold. To get it back, Tuco will have to team up with a bounty hunter named Douglas Mortimer and his old partner Blondie, who seems to know an awful lot about creatures of the night. Putting aside their differences for the sake of Tuco’s money, the unlikely trio of monster-hunters find themselves getting closer to each other than they probably should, even as their quarry leaves a trail of blood and destruction in his wake.
Bookmarked by Tharapita
21 Nov 2024
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(Do Not) Think of Them as Things by YodelingProspector for ChaosBlue, FlamingoQueen
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Wolverine (Movies), The Mandalorian (TV)
21 Oct 2023
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The Asset does not possess telekinetic powers or retractable claws like some of the child soldiers, but the child soldiers are not as obedient as the Asset.
When the handlers order that the children be terminated, the Asset ends up escaping with them, and must escort the children to safety.
Bookmarked by Tharapita
18 Aug 2024