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Jamiltion is acually Canon because *goes on a 6 hour rant*



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    I love my pathetic wet cat Disney villain and his horny non-binary partner

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    The writers of Merlin did all the knights dirty by giving them no plot relevance or character arcs. Leon is my favourite knight, so this is my attempt at what he could've been had the show not of been so focused on merthur

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  1. Public Bookmark 29

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    Grand slam champion Jaime Lannister's life changed forever when he was captured by terrorists who cut off his right hand in a publicity stunt. After Jaime returns home, depressed and directionless, his brother Tyrion suggests he try out personal trainer Bronn.

    For Bronn, the ex-tennis star is just the kind of client he has been looking for. However, as Bronn gets to know Jaime better, things don't exactly go to plan.

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    12 Oct 2025

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    I dont know shit about tennis but I am gay so 🤷 maybe that balances it out?

  2. Public Bookmark 72

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    The Tadfools are being followed by a strange man who might be infected but who will not speak. He will not write, or make pantomimes, or communicate in any way at all. Astarion treats the man like he does all the others, with paranoia and suspicion, until he starts to realize that something deeply wrong is afoot.

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    30 Sep 2025

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    This is THE Wylstarion fic of all time

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    Hannibal has his quirks. Daily their apartment was scrubbed from top to bottom with all the efficiency of a surgeon. All mail, even junk mail, was required to be in alphabetical order by date delivered. The refrigerator and pantry were similarly organized. Will was by no means allowed to help put away groceries.

    Or, Will notices that Hannibal is not as put together as he seems.

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    22 Sep 2025

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    Domestication? In my gay cannibal show? It's more likely than you think!

  4. Public Bookmark 22

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    “You’ve been sending love-letters to other men in my absence, I see.”

    Gortash doesn’t jump, but he does freeze for a split second. It’s surely enough to cause a blot on the letter he’s writing, which, knowing him, will cause him to have to rewrite the whole thing. It’s almost satisfying enough to make him have mercy on the pitiful Banite.

    Almost.

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    Or: My custom Durge finds that godawful love-note Gortash writes to Franc and he’s so dumb and smitten he actually gets jealous about it.

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    07 Sep 2025

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    I will actually never forgive Larian for changing thats zesty ass note 😭 Bi Gortash erasure (But atleast now I can argue he's entirely devoted to durge)

  5. Public Bookmark 29

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    Jaime runs a flower shop. Bronn owns a tattoo parlour down the street.

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    21 Aug 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Take all my money, shop au my beloved

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