SunKnuckle
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“Masturbate, Nick! If you masturbate, the knife resets. We can just leave it here if you want.”
Nick hums, “Well, you know… this knife could come in handy. And if the only downside is that I can’t get myself off... I can do without for a while!” Nick grins down at his soon-to-be-overpowered knife.
The rest of the group chuckle as they make their way towards the portal again. “If you say so!”
Slowly, his grin begins to fade as the reality of the situation sinks in: he’s just committed to not jerking off at ALL anytime in the foreseeable future. He drops his head into his hands, groaning out an “Oh fuck me!”
Or: these weren’t the benefits Nick was expecting when he started working at D.A.D.D.I.E.S.
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- Part 1 of Kellogg's K'nightmare
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House and Wilson share a hotel room at a medical conference. Read on for goofy acronyms, endless banter, horny middle-aged men, and more!
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29 Dec 2024
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Today is my first day at my new night job. I walk into this kids pizzeria expecting easy work with predictably shit pay, but what I get myself into will change my life forever. I am whoever you want me to be, but in the end, I'm just another victim of the insanity, the hilarity, and the utter chaos which is Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.
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18 Dec 2024
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Summary: “Did you know Dharma Initiative thought of everything?” he said, leaning even closer to Desmond so their breaths mingled.
“No,” Desmond replied drunkenly and started to chuckle. “Two men, trapped together for years…” Kelvin went on. “They thought: Something must be bound to happen between them in all those years,” he said, eliciting a chuckle from Desmond. “Except, I never saw the use for it while Radzinsky was around,” Kelvin pointed out and pushed himself up with both arms.I don't know if there's anyone still around in this fandom, but hope you enjoy!
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24 Jan 2022
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Darryl Wilson is pretty sure his son is gay. He’s not an idiot, after all. He knows what those blushing cheeks and furtive glances at his friends mean. But where he falls short is what to do about it. Frank was a good dad. A great dad, even. But he didn’t prepare Darryl for this.
That’s how Darryl finds himself standing in front of his neighbor’s house. No, not the woman who just remarried and her son, or the single dad whose house always smells like pot. “The hippie freaks” as Carol calls them. And Darryl can’t say she’s wrong exactly. They are a little out there, and their kids are pretty rambunctious at the soccer matches, but they’re also proudly displaying a little rainbow flag in their rock garden out front and, well, Darryl is desperate.
A dndads neighbors AU. nothing magical (probably) they're just neighbors.
Sexy bits start at chapter 4Bookmarked by SunKnuckle
03 Mar 2024