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    Basically, ADA finds out that Dazai's in a long-term, committed relationship and gets asked questions about his sex life, which leads to Ranpo having a bit of a crisis and has Yosano fishing for details Dazai is only too happy to share. After all, he likes bragging about his partner AND he has to ensure his dear protege knows how to treat/be treated right in a relationship with his partner. Chaos ensues. (Give Kunikia strength.)

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    𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘑𝘪𝘯 𝘡𝘪𝘹𝘶𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵?
    Jiang Cheng wants to force the thought from his mind, but his stupid, foolish brain has already launched into a playthrough of the scene. How Jin Guangshan’s mouth will drop open when he hears, a vein throbbing in his temple. How Madame Jin and all the senior disciples will whisper in shock, pressing their sleeves over their mouths. How Jin Zixuan will look at him in horror, reeling back. Skilled cultivator or not, why would he want to trade the elegant Lady Jiang for her surly brother?

    Or: Jiang Cheng volunteers to take his sister's place in her arranged marriage. What he didn't expect is that his new fiancé is the least of his problems.

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    10 Oct 2025

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    “You’re my sister’s husband,” Jiang Cheng bites out, the words so ingrained in him already, because he has to remind himself of that several times a day.

    “I’m a widower,” Jin Zixuan says, and he sounds exactly as pained by that as he should, before he shakes his head. “And the mourning period is over.”

    “That doesn’t change anything,” Jiang Cheng gives back and startles when Jin Zixuan puts his hand on his arm.

    “Do you really think Yanli would begrudge us this? Do you really think she wouldn’t want us to be happy?” he asks and Jiang Cheng jerks with his words.

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    10 Oct 2025

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    Chuuya breathes.
    Dazai answers, “Yamashita Park.” Ding.

    (Kunikida despairs as he tallies yet another correct answer. “Just how are they doing this.”)
    (Lucy tugs at her braids as she sees the odd couple rack up points, frustrated and awed in equal measures. “What is wrong with Japan.”)

    (Or, the one where they play charades and everyone gets traumatized by soukoku’s level of telepathy.)

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    08 Aug 2025

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    "You propose double-suicide to every woman you meet,” Ranpo lists on a righteous finger. “You abandon him in dangerous places when he specifically tells you not to, and ultimately,” the detective pauses, pulling two digits into a solemn fist—

    “You left him first.”

    Call the cops, Atsushi thinks, there’s just been a murder.

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    07 Aug 2025