SecondhandDemon
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This work is for my spouse, who has lovingly put up with me now for thirteen years.
I have a bad habit of writing my own poems in cards for birthdays and holidays. However, once I'd written this poem I knew that it didn't belong in a card.
It had to be posted here, for posterity.
If you're reading this and are NOT my spouse, I should probably apologize but really you're the one reading this, so you only have yourself to blame.
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Prompt: Introducing the new Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor ...
"Politeness carried the professors through the first week of classes. Pride carried them through the second: they would not capitulate to their curiosity and pepper the man with a thousand questions. They were better than their students, they vowed.
There was nothing left to carry them through the third week, however; their tongues were raw from biting and their curiosity not the least abated."
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No, the other witcher was here to intimidate—a deterrent, perhaps, for anyone with a knife under their tunics, but Gaetan had never let a little intimidation change his plans.
He had a job to do.
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Gaetan’s contract takes him undercover at a minor noble's dinner party. The other witcher in attendance is unexpected.
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- Part 15 of Mek's Witcher Flashes
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22 Oct 2025
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Second Best Expert by Aconite72
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
10 Feb 2022
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Peter got a C- on his final Physics essay because ... nobody believed that his advisor and source was Tony Stark himself. At risk of not making it to MIT with a C- on his scorecard, Peter was forced to do the last thing he wanted to do: Call Mr. Stark to vouch for him.
And because his teacher hated him very much, he was forced to put the phone on loudspeaker.
Physics class that day was wild.
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16 Oct 2025
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Kinktober 2025 Witcher style by Ammarettu
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
26 Oct 2025
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A series of one-shots for Kinktober, list I'm using will be linked in the first chapter.
Each chapter will have its own CW's so please read those.
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13 Oct 2025
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Jaskier finds a beautiful pond to inspire his poetry...and a very surprising frog.
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- Part 92 of Inex Writes Flash Fic
- Part 11 of Fairy Tale Retellings
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13 Oct 2025
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Jason Todd's guide to finding out if your dad's been replaced by profoundalpacakitten for dragonpyre
Fandoms: DCU (Comics)
10 Jan 2024
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Jason sighs as he lowers his binoculars, chewing gum on one lonely Gotham rooftop. He leans against a gargoyle, thinking.
So Batman has been… exchanged. Kidnapped, swapped, captured, mind controlled maybe.
This changes his plans somewhat.
Fuck.
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12 Oct 2025