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當你某天遇到了一個巴掌大的熟人,可能有以下兩種情況:一、這只是小精靈的無害惡作劇,眼前的只是擁有同樣外表的似是而非之物;小精靈會出於玩樂而模仿人類的外表,像穿上一件美麗的衣服一樣披上某個人類的臉。二、這個人是被小精靈選中當調換兒的倒霉鬼。小精靈會潛入夢中和人類交換身體,醒來後用人類的身分瘋狂玩耍,少則一天,多則一週的時間,沒有人知道什麼時候調換會結束。
維斯塔潘不覺得真正的小精靈會落入家貓的魔爪。否決了第一種可能後,顯然真相是勒克萊爾在美好的假期裡成為了倒霉的調換兒,連帶毀了麥克斯的休假。3316
16遭到小精靈惡作劇變成巴掌大的小不點(and cuntboy)
一切設定都是為了色情內容服務Bookmarked by Scepter
04 Aug 2025
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The story of Charles's proposal to Erik will never fail to make Charles blush. Erik summarizes it as, "He literally threw the ring at me," to which Charles will always protest, "There's more to the story than that!"
Rumor Mill verse backstory. How Charles and Erik got engaged.
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25 Jun 2025
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Rapid fire thoughts in French pour into his head, each more hysterical sounding than the last. He recognizes “merde”, “putain”, and “pensée” and that’s it. Unhelpful.
“Charles,” he murmurs, slightly apologetic, “French.”
Charles’ eyes get even bigger, his eyebrows shooting up to his hairline. He makes a noise that if Max were a slightly less merciful person he would call a squeak. Watching him make the absolutely unhinged connection in real time is fascinating. Then carefully, in tentative English, You are hearing my thoughts?
Miserable, Max nods. Then shrugs. Fuck.
“Max,” Charles practically hisses, his grip on Max’s hand going tighter. The pinprick of his nails feels like the only thing connecting Max to the earth. “What the fuck?”
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Or, the year Max turns thirty, he spends about a month mid-season being able to read minds via physical touch. Charles is there too.
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24 May 2025
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Max Verstappen and The Case of Multiplying Children. by deletedaccountjustkiddingunless
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
20 May 2025
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Max Verstappen, a 4-time WDC, swears he doesn’t want kids. But when Charles starts adopting every rookie in F1 like they're his personal project, Max gets roped into the chaos.
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28 Apr 2025
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Charles wakes up from wisdom tooth surgery high as a kite, convinced he just met the hottest man alive. He cries over ice cream, tries to flirt shamelessly with said Hotman, and vows to become a homewrecker — all without realising he’s already married to him. (It’s okay, Max thinks he’s cute.)
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27 Apr 2025