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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    "Oh my god. What is that.” Wemmbu asks in horror, staring at Egg’s hoodie.
    “It’s aura right? I got you a matching one.” He says evilly, lifting up a hoodie.
    “I am not wearing that. Bro that’s– genuinely might be the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen.”

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    Egg finds what very well may be the toughest matching hoodies ever. And makes wemmbu go grocery shopping with him

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    27 Oct 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 9

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    “Don’t die,” Wemmbu said.

    “Wasn’t planning to,” Egg had replied.

    Three days later, Egg’s technically still alive—emphasis on technically—and Wemmbu’s about three brain cells away from burning the server down to find him.

    Friendship’s hard when one of you’s chained to a wall and the other’s losing his mind about it.

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    27 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    Egg’s a cyclops with one blue eye. Wemmbu’s a demon with horns, a bad attitude, and worse fashion choices. Somehow, it works.

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    3 moments in Egg and Wemmbu's friendship.

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    27 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 51

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    His eyes land on a bright billboard up ahead, inviting people to watch a new movie releasing soon. More specifically, a movie coming out later in 2005.
    His heart begins to pound loudly in his ears. What the actual fuck?

    There’s no—No—That’s not how it works.
    This isn’t like that one shitty sci-fi movie where a kid time-travels thanks to some car and plutonium. He’s also pretty sure he didn’t walk into a blue telephone booth beforehand.
    So no, he agrees with himself. He’s just missing some vital piece of information in Okkotsu’s plan, that’s all.

    After all, what buffoon ends up 13 years in the past?

    //OR Yuuji Itadori travels back in time to 2005, enrolling as a first-year alongside Gojo Satoru, Geto Suguru and Ieiri Shoko. With more than a decade to prepare, he's convinced he'll save the world this time.

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    23 Oct 2025

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    "You can't, you dare not recognize me, Sukuna," Yuuji hisses through gritted teeth, trying to maintain the cursed energy ready. "I have carried you inside me for months, enduring your eating me from the inside out. Just because you have your body doesn't mean you have the right to pretend that I don't exist!"

    Yuuji is sent back to the past in a strange way. Lost and tired, he stumbles upon Sukuna and, due to a misunderstanding, becomes his parent.

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    23 Oct 2025