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How to Fall in Love with Draco Malfoy by Plainyjaney
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Sep 2025
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If Draco Malfoy was meant to be the most ineligible bachelor in the wizarding world, then why was he advertising a tourney whose winner would become his wife? And why were witches lining up around the block for their chance to compete?
Hermione Granger is recruited by the DMLE to go undercover in the competition for Malfoy’s heart. Her mission is to get closer to the growing death eater cause presumably housed in Malfoy Manor, dodging the increasingly ridiculous selection competitions in her way.
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“They’re… chaos,” Remus said firmly. “And chaos is—”
“Rock and roll.”
He looked at Sirius sharply, and for once, matched his grin. “Yeah.”
“Maybe that’s my excuse then,” Sirius said. “I cause a bit of chaos now, and maybe one day, it’ll turn into rock and roll.”After losing his mother at age eleven, Remus has spent the better part of the last four years bouncing from school to school or else running around London and pretending as though he wasn't the kind of well-bred boy his father brought him up to be. Now, with his chances all run out, Remus is sent to Hawkings Independent School as a last-ditch effort to clean up his act. There he meets the very people who will set up the rest of his life, and is forced to confront the pieces of himself he'd long thought had been lost.
(genuinely not apologising for the slow-burn in this fic anymore. You've been warned <3)
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- Part 1 of The Cadence Opus
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- 108/108
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12 Mar 2025
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Welcome to the Island by happy_diversions
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Love Island (UK TV)
04 Aug 2025
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Hermione barely remembers signing the contract addendum to the Ministry of Magic’s Entertainment initiative that would have war heroes and other celebrities compete in increasingly popular game shows until she is summoned to appear on a new program that would have her find love on an island and contend to win 10,000 galleons.
Agreeing to participate to try and turn her bad luck in the dating department around, she enters the Island excited to date around, have fun, and maybe, impossibly, find lasting love. But everything she expected out of this experience is turned on its tail when an unexpected face from her past greets her on the Island.
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23 Jan 2025