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    Hermitcraft aus for the soul.

    Adding fics every so often but there will not be a regular timetable. If you’re interested in this, please stick around. :D

    https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSFey3Btp/

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    “What happened.” Xisuma didn’t bother to phrase it like a question.

    “I’m fine! It wasn’t meant to kill,” Mumbo said defensively.

    “What. Happened.”

    Mumbo winced. “Right, so, uh, you know Watcher?”

    “Don’t tell me you ran into 𝘞𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘳 on your day off.”

    The silence said enough.

     

    Or:

     

    Grian is kinda lowkey evil until he isn’t cause Mumbo’s an adorable spoon who accidentally gains scary dog privileges

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    03 Sep 2025

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    Grian hasn't been on Hermitcraft for very long, and while everyone seems nice, he knows one thing: this is too good to be true. These people are too kind, and sooner or later, they're going to snap and the other shoe is finally going to drop.

    And when it does, he'll be ready.

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    Grian doesn't understand why he hasn't been punished yet, and when Xisuma invites him to a server meeting, he's sure this is it.

    OR OR

    Xisuma asks Grian to go to a meeting to meet the other Hermits. Grian is just so sure that this meeting is going to be a crude party, with him as the main entertainment.

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    25 Aug 2025

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    “You must flirt with Grian at least 5 times without being called out on it by anyone. Every time you are called out, you must redo the attempt.”

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    Yeah. He's screwed.

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    In which Etho likes Grian, the universe decides to play matchmaker by giving him - in his opinion - the most socially awkward task in existence, and everyone else just watch.

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    02 Sep 2025

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    Scar knew that being a hero would entail many things and he made sure to anticipate everything. He expected the criticism and hate and death threats and he applied, anyway, because he knew that he was capable of taking it all.

    It's one thing to talk to annoying reporters and read internet posts, though. When your best friend shares those opinions, then it becomes quite another.

     

    or; Grian is a reporter and hates Hotguy. Scar deals with it.

    (He doesn't.)

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    25 Aug 2025

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    Grian goes out, gets drunk, hooks up with the hottest man in the world, and marries him, in that order.
    Then he faces the consequences of his actions.

    (or, the desert duo shotgun wedding au with the limited life factions as their actual family)

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    24 Aug 2025

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