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Harry picks up Eggsy from a street corner, but he won't have sex with him unless Eggsy wants it too.
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Thorin Oakenshield and the Wholly Predictable Monty Python Parody by Lothlorien
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
29 Dec 2014
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“Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!”
Bilbo looked at Ori with raised eyebrows. “Order, eh? Who does he think he is?”
Thorin’s face was becoming redder by the second. “I am a king!”
Bilbo was unimpressed. “Well, I didn’t vote for you.”
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Nori was an excellent thief, because he knew one simple fact - most Dwarves never looked past the braids.
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Sherlock and John must attend one of Mycroft's functions. To pass the time they play a drinking game.
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- Part 5 of Everybody Loves Bingo
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Dwalin was happy with his life. He truly was. The only thing that could make him happier would be a child. But that's just not going to happen. Or is it?
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- Part 4 of Everybody Loves Bingo
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CorruptedSmile and I have created our own bingo prompt card that we'll be filling out each Sunday. We will each post 9 stories based on 4 prompts that each of us supplied and a 9th prompts of the author's choice. This series will be a collection of my prompt fics. Once Corrupted's created her own series I will leave a link here so that you can check that out as well.
In the mean time, enjoy.
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"A lovely story, Gotch, but an awful lot of preamble to the main gist." Her head cocks toward you: "You saw Gotch had a tattoo and it made you want to get a tattoo too, that's all it is, ya?"
This thing between you is so new. You both have so, so much yet to learn.
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19 Oct 2025
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the best lie is one built on truth by Dansnotavampire
Fandoms: Dimension 20 (Web Series)
28 Sep 2025
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Look. Pretending him and Torse were engaged had just seemed like the best idea at the time. And in both of their defence: Marya had been the one to accept the offer.
(Torse and Maxwell pretend to be betrothed so that Maxwell doesn't have to marry some duke's daughter. Things escalate.)
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10 Oct 2025
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When Jaskier is young, he is sold to a slaver to solve his parents' problems with money.
He ends up at the royal court of Tretogor, a gold-collared bedslave, reserved for the royal line. Unlike the others, Jaskier doesn't settle into his fate, but rebels in what little ways he can.
It's no wonder then, that when the warlord of the north visits Tretogor for negotiations, Jaskier finds himself in the middle of it all.---000---
His mother's face is sad, and Julian wishes more than anything he could change that. She tucks a lock of his soft brown hair behind his ear.
“Remember how you said you wanted to help?”
Julian nods.
“There’s someone who… is coming to take a look at you. If you do well, we’ll get enough to pay the rent that’s still due. If we’re very lucky, we’ll get enough to buy back the farm.”
“What do I have to do?” Julian asks.
A tear tracks down his mother’s cheek.- Language:
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06 Oct 2025
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After Javert is assigned to discover a blackmailer within a public-house that caters to men who prefer other men, Valjean is unexpectedly drawn into the case. Together they must stop the blackmailer before any lives can be ruined...including their own.
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14 Sep 2025
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The Danger of Dropping Names by Bodldops
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
30 Aug 2024
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The Jiang have been nearly wiped off the map. Wei Wuxian has wrangled Wen Qing into agreeing to a desperate plan to restore Jiang Cheng's golden core. To accomplish this, he cooked up an absolutely ridiculous story about Baoshen Sanren that no one would believe besides his half-dead shidi, who would take any chance at this point.
No one told Baoshen Sanren she can't be on a random hillside in Yiling, however.
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07 Jul 2025