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    Aunt May is dead. One drunk driver and Peter Parker is officially alone in life.

    He's too numb to be anything other than resigned when he's placed in a Catholic Home for Boys. And he's not Catholic, but he's pretty sure the Fathers aren't supposed to be as cruel as the ones that run this home.

    It's in this hell that Peter befriends the other boys in the care, including one Harley Keener, a sarcastic southener who shares an affinity for science. And so it's not even Peter's fault that he starts to teach the other boys how to code. They asked him to. And so what if the first thing they do is hack into Tony Stark's website. They aren't going to change anything.

    Tony Stark is not a father. He never will be a father, and the sooner Pepper admits that the better they all will be.

    However on a search for a new design to highlight at one of his charity galas, he stumbles across this random kid's old science project. Some dorky teen named Peter Parker. So naturally he just wants to talk to the kid. That's it. Nothing more.

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    29 May 2025

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    Steve hates it when girls flirt with Sodapop and he can’t step in.

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    23 Oct 2023

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    Curly’s first heat hits hard but not to worry! Angela and Tim are there to help him through it! AKA what I think alpha siblings would be like around an omega one. Not incesty I promise, it was meant to be cute.

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    04 Jun 2022

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    "For all his clownery on the streets, Ferris actually takes sex quite seriously and is uncharacteristically quiet during it; at first, Sloane thought maybe he didn’t like it, but he was most often the one to initiate it, so she knew that couldn’t be the case. Eventually she figured that sex was one of the only things Ferris considered sacred."
    literally pointless morning-time smut about the most iconic throuple of all time. they just love each other ok!!!! (Age isn't mentioned at all in this, but assume that all characters are between 18 and 20.)

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    25 Feb 2022

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    For an indulgent prompt on Tumblr:

    "Peter just before his heat finds himself seeking Bucky out for comfort. Most omegas in pre heat like to cuddle and scent and Peter’s no different, but Bucky (and most everyone else) are "????" at Peter’s choice of alpha for comfort”

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    Bucky is thankful to finally be included in team bonding activities. He mostly hangs back, surveying the room, and nods along with what his new friends want to do. They usually spend the evenings watching movies at Tony’s place— but, for the life of him, Bucky had no idea Tony had an Omega son. Much less that this beautiful Omega would ever consider choosing Bucky as his Alpha.

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    21 Feb 2022