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    In which Sakura is living with both Naruto and Sasuke in the Hokage mansion, and comes to the realization that if she doesn't move out soon, she'll likely bash their heads in. Which might be slightly problematic, since killing the Hokage is punishable by death.

    And Shikamaru, as the Hokage's advisor, is being dragged into the mess and just wishes he was born a cloud.

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    Over the Glowstick’s forehead, in a neat font, letter after letter, a phrase ‘We’d need to do more tests’ started appearing, before erasing itself and conjuring a new one: ‘to know for sure’.

    Sasuke blinked. Then he blinked again.

    The Guy From Before smiled sadly at Sasuke, and then shot a side-eye to the Glowstick. Neatly, over the maybe-tennis headband on his forehead, new words started forming as well, syncing to his lip movements: ‘I will report to Hokage-sama then’.

    ‘It is quite unfortunate that this happened to young Uchiha-san’, said the forehead of Glowstick.

    (SI!OC wakes up in a body of an 11-year-old Uchiha Sasuke with barely any memories of his own, and plenty of unresolved trauma, PTSD-induced flashbacks-maybe-memories and raging hormones of his new body. Or was it his body all along? No matter if maybe!Sasuke is comatose, or dead, or reincarnated, or having a particularly bad trip one thing is for certain--he can't speak Japanese for shit.)

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    21 Feb 2023

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    “Don’t stop me Itachi, if you’re my friend…”

    “Shisui!"

    In one world, Uchiha Shisui jumped and Itachi couldn’t save him. In another world, Uchiha Itachi lunged after him. A story in which Uchiha Itachi turns his back on Konoha, his clan, bundles up little Sasuke, an injured Shisui and leaves the Leaf for good. A story in which Itachi chooses to hold on to what's more important and dear to him, his little brother and best friend rather than the village.

    (Or Itachi and Shisui leave Konoha and find family along the way. The fact that their new family contains powerhouses is irrelvant).

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    21 Feb 2023

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    Being reborn with her memories intact was pretty great. Being reborn into a world plagued by war was a little less great.

    Being reborn literally decades before canon events fucking sucked.

    Senju Tsunade wants what she was previously denied: a long, peaceful life, a family that loves her and a job that brings her purpose. Instead she gets life as a career killer, a family destined to die before she reaches adulthood and no job prospects that wouldn't include murder.

    Awesome.

    This story was tailored to create a believable romance for Orochimaru that neither redeems him nor portrays him as a toxic, possessive, obsessive monster. The first part of the story will focus on Tsunade to show how she becomes the sort of person that could have a relatively healthy relationship with someone like him.

    The fic is COMPLETE.

    UPDATE July 2025: I'm working on a podfic! You can find it here

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    21 Feb 2023

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    Aizawa Shota liked to think he didn't have many regrets. And if he could physically count all the things he’d done that he’d ended up regretting, then it was extra assurance to his first statement, though getting wasted on his dead friend's grief and losing his virginity in the process had definitely slithered up to the first rank.

    Sakura had many regrets in life, and it wasn't exactly a stretch to say her regrets stacked up to match the Hokage monuments. But killing herself wasn't one of them.

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    Sakura’s reborn as Shota’s daughter and wreaks havoc in everyone's life. In a good way, of course.
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    Edit (26 Jan 2024) : Currently on Hiatus. Unsure when I'll be back, but working on it!!

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