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After Tom takes Greg out to teach him how to be rich, Greg decides to return the favor and give Tom a tour of how to be poor in the city via St. Mark's. A series of mishaps, of course, inevitably occur.
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Tom scoffed, “I’m not fucking crawling on the dirty subway floor. First of all, the suit is dry-clean only. Second of all, I’m not a goddamn dog or toddler. I’m a grown, successful man. And I’m going to hop the turnstile like a man would.”
Gripping the sides of the turnstile with unsure hands, he began to hoist himself over. For a few seconds, he really felt like one of those cool NYU artsy kids he had always secretly been jealous of. That was, of course, before his foot got stuck on the last bar, and he face planted onto the subway floor (more commonly known as a pile of germs, chewed gum, and every single person in the city’s dirty footprints since probably the 19-fucking-40s).
The MTA employee just shook his head with a disappointed look from his box, and a girl leaning on the tiled walls side-eyed them and loudly popped her gum.
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You (Just Like Heaven) by Insert_Mild_Screeching
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
07 Dec 2024
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In which Richie and Eddie debate totally, definitely, entirely maturely whether or not Eddie actually knows CPR based on his training and certification. Challenges are made, bets are raised, and ulterior motives are involved.
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“Excuse you!” Richie gasped in mock outrage,“ I know CPR, I give it to your mom all the time!”
“Richie what does that even mean,” Eddie scoffed, “that makes absolutely no sense!”
“Hey,” Richie started, somberly and softly placing his hand on Eddie’s. He paused before his serious face began twisting into his telltale smirk, “it's okay to admit that you're such a virgin you can’t even imagine what I get up to.”
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When Greg wants to seduce Tom, he consults his best friend– Google. He finds many helpful hints.
Or: The one in which Greg is a manipulative bitch.
Or: The one in which Tom can dish it but can’t take it.
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07 Oct 2025
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Greg wants to carve Tom up, like a Jackolantern, like an apple pie, like a body. He wants to split Tom open and see what the cause of death was. If he drew a Y with a scalpel down his chest, he might understand. What got them here? What killed them? Were they dead to begin with?
Greg drunkenly slept with his boss who doesn't remember anything about it. Greg drenches their relationship in formaldehyde and tries to pick up the pieces.Bookmarked by Insert_Mild_Screeching
06 Oct 2025
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If Waystar Royco was a horror movie, then, well, Greg knows he wouldn’t be the final girl. But he thinks it would be pretty subversive if he was.
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05 Oct 2025
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“Have you ever loved something, Greg? I find it hard to imagine you with passion.”
Greg blinked, a little—perhaps rightfully—offended.
“I, well—”
“—Something, and you…you love it, and you want it so badly you give your whole life to it. Because your life’s not worth anything without it, it’s…tasteless and bland and so fucking asinine you want to dash your skull against the wall just to numb the pain. So you have to have it, Greg, and you cut off your own limbs one-by-one until you have it, and then you have it. But then all it does is disappoint you at every turn. You have it in your arms, and it says it doesn’t love you back. And it takes everything from you, and it guts you, and then it fucks some political analyst half your age."
Oh. So...
"Have you ever loved something like that, Greg?”
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05 Oct 2025
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sonny liston rubbed some tiger balm into his glove (some things you do for money and some you do for love, love, love) by telekinetics
Fandoms: Succession (TV 2018)
24 Jan 2020
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Tom’s features slackened. He was looking at Greg like Greg was something to be looked at. Pure, undiluted attention, not warped into something else out of shame or spite.
“Let me get this straight.” He breathed, and he was so close that Greg could feel it tickle his chin. “You ... killed Roman?”
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05 Oct 2025