ImpudentGuttersnipe
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Three's Company by ImpudentGuttersnipe, rummy_cat
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
03 Jan 2025
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An illustrated work of fanfic.
Man-child Jaime Lannister has finally moved out of his parents' mansion only to find one of his closest neighbors is a giantess on a power trip. It's as annoying as it is... bizarrely hot. One of his other neighbors is a sweet-as-pie Pilates instructor. That one's not bizarre, just hot.
It's only fair he give one of the ladies the pleasure of his company, right? But it'll be a shame to break the other's heart...
What is a man to do?
(Of no relation to the U.S. TV show of the same name)
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Portrait of a Northern Beauty by ImpudentGuttersnipe for rummy_cat
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
09 May 2024
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A portrait of Sansa Stark in Meereen, inspired by Rummy_cat's delightful Sing The Sun In Flight.
It was her idea, and I just needed to draw it. -
Killer Queen by Fanny Quicksilver (ImpudentGuttersnipe), ImpudentGuttersnipe, MacandLacy for , ImpudentGuttersnipe
Fandoms: Queen (Band), Bohemian Rhapsody (Movie 2018), Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
14 Feb 2019
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Rogerina is the Vampire Slayer. Crossover with "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"
Now a series co-written by MacandLacy and ImpudentGuttersnipe.
**RATINGS AND WARNINGS WILL VARY** Please check each chapter :-)
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Naval Training and Discipline For Young Ladies by ImpudentGuttersnipe for @misssunbeam
Fandoms: The Terror - Dan Simmons, The Terror (TV 2018)
25 Dec 2018
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Francis Crozier has masterminded a theft from Erebus, and James Fitzjames will stop at nothing to recover his property.
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The Night Before The Morning After by ImpudentGuttersnipe for lafiametta
Fandoms: The Terror (TV 2018), The Terror - Dan Simmons
20 Oct 2018
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When Edward Little woke up in Tom Jopson's bed after that work party, he had no memory of how he'd ended up there. This is what he really should have remembered.
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The Little Blue Book by Snabulous
Fandoms: Le Fantôme de l'Opéra | Phantom of the Opera & Related Fandoms, Phantom of the Opera - Lloyd Webber
21 May 2025
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A funny little book is passing through the Opera Populaire. It ends up in Christine’s hands, and the contents help her realize something about herself and the things she desires.
Bookmarked by ImpudentGuttersnipe
29 May 2025
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Frater Imperator inherits the Ministry's secret ritual for creating ghouls, and decides to summon one to be his own personal secretary. It is a great idea with no downsides or complications whatsoever and definitely will not uncover any kind of cosmic horror lurking beneath his feet.
Meanwhile, Terzo wakes up from the Big Sleep to find that *he* is Copia's new ghoul. How did this happen? Why? And is it possible to turn himself human again? At least Omega is still around to help him find out.
Bookmarked by ImpudentGuttersnipe
22 Apr 2025
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Far from the usual self-insert crap in this fandom!
This is actually funny and well written, with the occasional well placed tug at the heartstrings. -
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“James Ross was out of his league, that’s a fluke, but here’s James Fitzjames - practically falling over himself to impress the old bugger. How does he snag one dreamboat after another? Is there something about the name James that leaves a man blind to ugly faces and worse personalities?”
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Billy and Tom are drunk and talk shit.
Bookmarked by ImpudentGuttersnipe
21 Feb 2025
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“Tuunbaq wants you,” said Silna. “If it has you, I believe your companions will be able to leave this place alive.”
Francis Crozier walks out onto the ice alone, ready for Tuunbaq to kill him. That’s not what happens.
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Bookmarked by ImpudentGuttersnipe
14 Feb 2025
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A Treatise on the Proper Cultivation of Halophytes by bellafarallones
Fandoms: The Terror (TV 2018)
24 Jun 2024
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One of the only pleasures of the interminable dinners on Erebus during that winter and early spring of 1847 was that Captain Francis Crozier could look across the table at Commander James Fitzjames, halfway through one of his self-congratulatory tales of valor, and smile, knowing that Fitzjames would be soaking his underwear for him.
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Bookmarked by ImpudentGuttersnipe
13 Feb 2025