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    “Gandalf is going to turn me into a weasel,” Pippin told Boromir. “I shall need a pocket to ride in. May I borrow yours?”

    Boromir blinked. “Oh,” he said. “Ohh. Yes, certainly, so long as you are a weasel-sized weasel and not a hobbit-sized weasel.”

    Pippin turned to Gandalf, caught by this new idea. “Can you make me into a hobbit-sized weasel?”

    “For mercy's sake,” said Gandalf.

    In which Pippin has approximately sixty uninterrupted leagues to find out everything that can be found out from Gandalf and gets approximately sixty times more than he bargained for.

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    15 Mar 2025

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    perfect and very sweet fic about Pip's and Gandalf's friendship

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    "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world..."

    George wanders into a bar. Nothing is ever the same.

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    13 Oct 2024

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    Jim wrote a romance novel just to prove he could. Then someone leaked it on the public Starfleet server, and suddenly his embarrassingly smutty and sentimental Human/Vulcan love story is all over campus. Luckily for Jim, no one knows that he’s the author. Unluckily for Jim, someone forwarded the novel to the staff of the Vulcan embassy. Now, every Vulcan in San Francisco is reassessing the logical merits of taking Human bondmates.

     

    Spock reads a Human/Vulcan romance novel because he can hardly avoid it. Suddenly, he is consumed by the need to locate the author, ascertain their wellbeing, and instruct them in the way of Vulcan mating bonds. Luckily for Spock, it doesn't take long to identify the author as Jim Kirk. Unluckily for Spock, Jim is unconscious and surrounded by interested Vulcans who also read the book.

     

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    21 Apr 2024

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    Glorfindel, Lord of the House of the Golden Flower, struggles to reconcile his love for his friends with his horror over their actions at Alqualondë. But when Erestor Fëanorian is trapped in Gondolin after its closing, he finds himself dangerously attracted to this most Fëanorian of men.

    Erestor Fëanorian knows no other love than that for the House of Fëanor and his lord Maglor. But when he finds himself alone among the suspicious Gondolindrim, he strikes a strange friendship with a man unlike any he has met before.

    But even as Turgon isolates Gondolin from the rest of Middle Earth, Glorfindel and Erestor cannot isolate themselves from their pasts.

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    Humans cannot see Death at work.

    But Hob can.

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    16 Nov 2023