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• [UNFINISHED] The Memoirs of Delusional Pre-teens who happened to be Steven Universe fans by Getos_bisexual_impregnator

  Fandoms: Steven Universe (Cartoon), Original Work  

  • General Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F, Gen, Other
  • Complete Work

  16 Jul 2023

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Original Gem Character(s)/Original Gem Character(s) (Steven Universe)
  • Steven Universe & Everyone
  • Steven Universe & Original Gem Character(s)
  • Original Female Character(s)/Original Female Character(s)
  • Steven Universe
  • Pearl (Steven Universe)
  • Amethyst (Steven Universe)
  • Peridot (Steven Universe)
  • Garnet (Steven Universe)
  • Lapis Lazuli (Steven Universe)
  • Yellow Diamond (Steven Universe)
  • Blue Diamond (Steven Universe)
  • Ruby (Steven Universe)
  • Sapphire (Steven Universe)
  • White Diamond (Steven Universe)
  • Original Gem Character(s) (Steven Universe)
  • Crystal Gems (Steven Universe)
  • Blue Diamond's Pearl (Steven Universe)
  • Yellow Diamond's Pearl (Steven Universe)
  • White Diamond's Pearl | Pink Diamond's Original Pearl
  • Aquamarine (Steven Universe)
  • Greg Universe
  • Spinel (Steven Universe)
  • Rose Quartz (Steven Universe)
  • Rose Quartz | Pink Diamond
  • Pink Diamond (Steven Universe)
  • Connie Maheswaran
  • Fluff
  • Crack
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • but not really
  • Screenplay/Script Format
  • Cringe as hell
  • How Do I Tag
  • Continuity What Continuity
  • To Be Continued
  • Never - Freeform
  • Abandoned Work - Unfinished and Discontinued
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Steven Universe Future
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
  • Fluff and Humor
  • Attempt at Humor
  • a perfect way to describe this entire work
  • this is just horrible
  • why did we do this
  • made by pre-teens
  • we were so cringe
  • Self Confidence Issues
  • Self-Esteem Issues
  • me be like
  • why are you reading this?????
  • Ambiguous/Open Ending
  • because its unfinished
  • AND ABANDONED
  • as hell
  • Bad Spelling & Grammar
  • Intentionally Bad Spelling & Grammar
  • because we were idiots
  • Why Did I Write This?

  Summary

  It's been a few years since our dear Steven left Beach City, it's about time he should pay the Gems a visit, don't you agree?

   

  *insert good summary*

   

  Short, stupid, and cringe unfinished Steven Universe works made by 2 weirdos years ago that I've decided to upload because why not

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  8,940

  Chapters:

  4/4

  Kudos:

  7

  Hits:

  190