NotActuallyMe369 (FloatlikeabutterflyStinglikeabee28)
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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? by NotActuallyMe369 (FloatlikeabutterflyStinglikeabee28)
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
30 Oct 2025
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One evening, while Harry is reading a book on the couch Louis plops down next to him and asks “babe, have you seen the cookies mum sent me last week? I can’t find them anywhere.”
Harry closes his book leaving it over his chest. He stretches an arm out and tucks it behind his head, he thinks for a moment “have you looked inside the pantry?”
“Obviously, that was the first place I looked.”
“Hmm, ok, have you looked in the second cupboard? Where I keep the tea.” Harry asks.
“Yepp, nothing there either.”
“On top of the refrigerator?”
“Not there.”
“Then I don’t know, maybe you ate them, silly,” Harry pokes Louis on his stomach with his naked foot “and you just don’t remember.”
Or the one where Harry is keeping a secret from Louis and Louis notices things are going missing.
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Start spreading the news. I (don't) want to be a part of it. by NotActuallyMe369 (FloatlikeabutterflyStinglikeabee28)
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
28 Sep 2025
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Harry and Louis meet up in New York after weeks of being apart. Harry is having a difficult time adjusting to his new stunt. Louis is planning a road trip.
They help each other unwind.
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I've come ready for a war by NotActuallyMe369 (FloatlikeabutterflyStinglikeabee28)
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
03 Aug 2025
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Louis has been trying to sleep for days, but the people in the pink catamaran below have very different plans. Louis has had enough and is ready to confront the owner.
Harry is the CEO of Pleasing and is launching his first line of sex toys.
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Blame it on my juice by NotActuallyMe369 (FloatlikeabutterflyStinglikeabee28)
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
28 Jun 2025
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Harry knows Louis will be in Glastonbury and he decides to come get his man back.
Inspired by ACTUAL events. Like holy shit, Harry at Glasto was not what I expected to see but wow.
When I saw the little clip of him fixing his hair I could only think about Harry singing Juice by Lizzo. So some of the lyrics of the song are scattered in the fic.Hope you enjoy!
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Our eyes meet by NotActuallyMe369 (FloatlikeabutterflyStinglikeabee28)
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
26 Jun 2025
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I seem to be obsessed with his little red short shorts. But can you blame me?