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    Connected stories in an a/b/o universe where Zuko is a pirate and he joins the GAang early.

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    "They always insist on going down on me and I have to pretend like they’re The One who’s finally good at it. But no one’s good at it. It’s just something that doesn’t feel good.”

    Wade’s eye twitches.

    Peter glares at him. “Say it.”

    “I’m afraid I’m going to have to insist that they’re all bad at it, baby boy.”

    Or: Peter has never had a good experience getting head. Wade swears he can change his mind.

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    28 Oct 2025

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    “So, you’re investigating this not-so-bad-bad-guy, and you’re coming out of his apartment at—" Wade tilts his head to the side, just enough to check his watch “—almost exactly the time you usually start your patrol.”

    Peter chews on the inside of his cheek. “Yep,” he decides on.

    “And — just to be clear — I definitely shouldn’t unalive this guy instead of the douchebag across the street.”

    “Definitely not,” Peter agrees. “No one would like that.”

    Wade bangs his head against the fire escape again. “Okay, Webs. This one’s just to gauge if you’re smarter than a fifth grader: how much of that do you think I actually believe?”

    Or: Somehow, the components of Peter’s secret identity keep crumbling all around him.

    Also: He’s running out of excuses not to tell Wade that he’s in love with him.

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    28 Oct 2025

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    Ellie stares at the new arrival, gaping. All the evidence points to one obvious answer, but this guy looks nothing like the Spider-Man Ellie recognizes — mostly because he isn’t wearing the suit.

    “Crappy day to get kidnapped, amirite?” he says, crouching next to Ellie and deftly untying her restraints. “Looks like these guys were amateurs, though. They didn’t even lock the windows.”

    In which Ellie accidentally becomes the one person who knows Spider-Man's identity. She doesn't tell her dad.

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    27 Oct 2025

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    The gas is still permeating the room. Peter wasn’t suspecting it — there was nothing about this guy to suggest he had any sort of experience engineering neurochemicals — and thus, Peter was unprepared. There was no time to escape.

    “I mean, this shit won’t work on me ‘cause of my healing factor," Wade continues. "And everybody knows that Spidey’s a beta!”

    The criminal glowers, hunched desperately over his gas canister on the other side of the room. Wade’s right that the dude is out of options, but he’s wrong about Peter being a beta. It’s not his fault — that’s exactly what Peter led everyone to believe.

    Or: Wade discovers that Spidey is an omega.

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    27 Oct 2025

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    After an emotional break up with Alpha!Harry, Omega!Peter is determined to find his own way in the world.
    A heat that comes on too quickly lands him at Weasel's bar, the domain of one very Alpha Wade Wilson, who takes one look at Peter and knows they they are meant to be mates.
    Wade doesn't think Peter wants to be matched with an Alpha at all, much less an Alpha that looks like him, so he keeps things platonic, ignoring his feelings so Peter feels safe.
    Peter wants more from the Alpha than just a text messages and hilarious-but-inappropriate jokes and over drinks one night, he asks Wade to share his next heat.
    Was finding real love as easy as a chance meeting at a crappy bar?

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    “He wants me to hold him.” Wade folded his arms and ducked his chin. “I don’t know how to do that.”

    "I can google it for you?” Weasel shrugged. “But you just sorta put your arms around him and squeeze. Kindergarten stuff, right?”

    The Alpha scowled. "I want to hold him, I just can’t.”

    “Oh you mean because of the old avocado hate f*cking another avocado thing?” Weasel pointed to Wades face. “Don’t sweat it, I hear millennials love avocados. He should be fine.”

    "You're the worst."

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    24 Oct 2025

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