I_Love_Hoodies (E3v3E)



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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    Velvette pulled her phone back, glancing at Vox before turning to Valentino with an almost childlike hope. "If he's back, will Vox get better?"

    "He's back, yes," Valentino said slowly, "But not to him. He's returned to the hotel. Besides," he continued, gesturing toward Vox, "can't you see? He's in such a dependent state? Who knows how he'll act toward Alastor? He'll probably whimper like a baby, cry. He'll become useless."

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    13 Oct 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 23

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    Humans are chaotic, disorderly, free-thinking creatures unrestrained by millennia of knowledge slowing their minds. Ever-changing with just as much a capacity for good as well as evil. They were nothing like the rigid and unbending angels who could not seem to leave the paths their core duties placed them in.

    Which was why Azrael needed to find a way to become one.

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    Soulmate/Soulmark:A soulmark begins as a simple dot, varying in size, but once it aligns with the soul of your other half, it grows into a unique mark that represents them.

    Alastor never believed in soulmates. He didn’t even know if he bore a soulmark anywhere on his body. A sinner, a cannibal, and an Overlord who instills fear in the hearts of those in Pentagram City—what would he possibly need a soulmate for?

    Yet, when an inexplicable force draws him toward a spunky princess and her hotel for redemption, after seven years of absence, Alastor finds himself caught in the midst of a 10,000-year-old mystery. Strange visions cloud his mind, an early extermination looms, and a pint-sized king invades not only his space but his thoughts.

    What’s a deer sinner to do when he discovers that his connection to Hell runs far deeper than he ever imagined?

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    Lilith has returned. She has all the cards in her hands and Alastor's invisible leash wrapped around her perfect fingers - but no one who has played poker with Alastor would suggest counting him out before the game is over.

     

    Alastor has faced some of the greatest evils that have ever existed - has stood firm in back alleys against overlords stronger than him, has several times dodged exorcist spears and even divine guitars.

     

    He is NOT going to be defeated by a fucking HOTEL ROOM and the desperate housewife from HELL.

     

    Alternative summary: Alastor spends a sizeable amount of time locked in single combat with a hotel room door, Vaggie grows as a person, Lucifer Morningstar is Very Concerned that his ex-wife and current-whatever may be getting along too well, Charlie spends a lot of time being confused, Frederick von Eldrich comes out of retirement with style, the Archangel Michael develops a headache, and Vox attempts to de-bug his conscience.

    There are also copious musical references for no good reason whatsoever.

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  5. Public Bookmark 17

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    In his fight against Adam, Alastor nearly died. He knows he did. He felt that damned guitar slice through his chest leaving behind his holy energy. So why did he wake up the next day with not even a scar left behind. As if the fight never happened to begin with. (And why did he fall asleep in the first place, he hasn't done that since he first arrived in Hell.)
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    OR: Alastor's wound suddenly disappears, he has an actual sleep schedule for the first time in his afterlife, he's getting dreams featuring his mother turning to not-quite-nightmares to solid nightmares that get more vivid and horrible every night that he can't even escape whilst awake and why is Lucifer the only person he trusts now?

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